@JasonMaska

From White to Green, to Orange, then to White Again - Out now!

 Chillinois
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Joined March 2009
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holy shit this is embarrassing @tedcruz
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_
Sep 12
Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”
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Is this guy not in Goldeneye 007 for N64?
WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧
@WarMonitor3
Sep 8
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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97 degrees to start out the month of September
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It’s hard to believe that Jimmy Eat World is an 80s hair metal band.
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The only time this GIF is applicable is when you’re listening to the Mars Volta.
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luke bryan is on the humiliation ritual of the year
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@kurtos
Aug 14
the country hate farm on tiktok is killing me bro😭
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This is just insane @wistatefair. The fair has become so commercialized and tik tok-ified that it lost any original state fair meaning to showcase local businesses. The @ILStateFair is def the way to go.
ZachInMilwaukee@ZachInMillioke
Aug 9
Wisconsin State Fair just created the worlds first non-alcoholic lemonade. They said it couldn’t be done.
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Lemonade or lemon shakeups should be $3 for a 16oz or $5 for a 32oz. Not triple the price for ice blended in. Be super serious
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The 2000s were cool cuz bands were just making music instead of re-releasing stuff for the 10th, 15th, 20th, 25th, and 30th anniversary.
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I promise you @creditkarma, nobody needs a Spotify wrapped for quarterly finances and credit score changes. You send enough useless emails as it is.
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Oh sure @SweetwaterSound, I’ll take 10. Relax I was just looking at prices
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Have you ever been to Tony’s Family Restaurant in Birch Run, Michigan?
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@swagoszn_
Jul 29
Why does the bacon industry refuse to make resealable packs? Are we supposed to eat 1lb in one sitting?
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This dumbass is out here bitching about election interference when he begged Georgia to find 11,800 votes for him? Surely also looking into Musk buying Trump votes in Wisconsin, right?
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Okay, so China allegedly hacked our election under your leadership and you tried to cover it up. Admitting to this should have you under fierce investigation.
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Wheeljack
@SJWheeljack
Jul 14
genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US
Jul 13
Diarrhea Outbreak Surges Past 3,000 Cases in Michigan and Ohio
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Nothing comes close
Brad Powers
@BradPowers7
Jul 11
McDonald’s Steak, Egg and Cheese bagel is a God-tier fast foot sandwich…breakfast, lunch or dinner.
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pretty sure @ScottJenningsKY spoke to an AI Mitch McConnell and that's infinitely funnier that he'd fall for that.
Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
Jul 9
You guys… I’m starting to think Scott Jennings lied to us about talking to Mitch McConnell for just shy of 20 minutes.
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6 dollars for a taste portion at the Taste of Chicago is laughable. Why have city festivals been enshitified and murdered?
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You can’t laugh hard enough at Fox News
richard@richard_normal
Jul 6
powerful moments in bar chart technology
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Luke Bryan is living the ultimate humiliation ritual having to defend the most chat gpt-esque mainstream songs.
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