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father, husband, and sports fanatic. shitty golfer too, but don’t tell anyone.

Bourbonnais IL
Joined June 2011
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Mother— How fares the farm? Hast thou acquired a taste for fowl? Seahawks make a fine feast. The hunt has ended, yet I remain sleepless in Seattle beneath the cover of night. They boast of a Dark Side. Curious. Even in the dead of night, their Dark Side is plain as day. —CW
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Mother— I marched upon Atlanta expecting Falcons, only to discover pigeons with a generous advertising budget. The Peach Brigade was routed, their feathers scattered and dignity plucked. Let them question my fitness for battle. I question their fitness for war. Yours. —CW
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"I think that flipped a switch in me where I was like okay, fuck you watch this"
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Caleb today back on the podium taking questions
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Not a good start fellas.
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F. T. P.
Good morning Chicago. Green Bay Sucks.
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Da Coach. 🐻⬇️❤️
Mother— A giant of the North hath fallen. Gen. Michael Ditka, conqueror of ‘85, led Chicago’s mighty regiment to glory & bestowed upon our city a championship immortal. His name is etched in the annals of war. His banner shall never fall. Rest, General. Chicago remembers. —CW
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Chicago— Come forth from hibernation! The long wait is over, the drums sound anew & our unit marches upon Carolina! Let every man of the North answer the summons, for whatever last winter took from us, let this autumn return. Panthers make fine pelts for Northern winters. —CW
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Neato. Now do something that actually helps us. You talk a big game
25 years later, 250 years later, and forevermore, our flag will fly for justice and freedom. God bless our 9/11 families and our brave first responders.
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Our boy Reggie.
You rescue a dog thinking you’re changing their life. Then they change yours.
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RIP fridge.
My childhood is officially gone
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Thank god for men like this that let us sleep peacefully.
This is the most CW5 face of all time. Chief Eric Slover, forever hero and legend.
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Ready for the show ⭐️
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Prepare for Sunday. The silence of the rams. 🐻⬇️
Must Watch: NFL Films released a behind-the-scenes look at the Bears' historic comeback against the Packers. What an incredible video 🍿🔥
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Give him the iron throne.
We may need to just kneel and declare him King In The North like they did for Jon Snow
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This is a great follow. The quotes are hilarious
Mother— Many a men pledge fealty to the Dogwalkers of Cleve's Land by pinning hopes on a prince yet unproven. Onward we march to to hold the north against the Dairy Platoon. Fear not, our apothecaries prepare Lactase pills. I shall take my dayrest under the Sun's light. —CW
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