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father, husband, and sports fanatic. shitty golfer too, but don’t tell anyone.

Bourbonnais IL
Joined June 2011
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Statement made.
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Mother— The Patriots dispatch Lt. Maye to our Northern front to cross the Michigan in secrecy. They send Maye to challenge the Iceman, forgetting that spring must first survive winter. Their forefathers defeated an empire. Their descendants cannot defeat a forecast. —CW
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BEAR THE FUCK DOWN!! WIN FOR COACH. #DaCoach
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Gameday.
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For 89 💙
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This one’s for Da Coach. 🐻⬇️ In honor of Mike Ditka, 3️⃣ winners will each receive a Mike Ditka jersey. To enter: LIKE + RT ✅ Rest easy, Coach. Forever a Chicago legend. 🕊️
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🚨 Victory Monday giveaway 🚨 Repost for the chance to win a @kylemonangai signed helmet
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🗣️ GOOD. BETTER. BEST.
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Mother— The men labored these past few battles and were deserving of some light musement. Mercifully, the New York circus came to town. The aerial acrobats were grounded, the green costumes soiled & their grand spectacle became a comedy. Chicago applauds their effort. —CW
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HYPOTHETICALLY… IF I BOUGHT MY HOUSE FOR $125,000 IN 2002 AND THE COUNTY NOW SAYS IT’S WORTH $487,000, WHERE DID I ACTUALLY MAKE $362,000? Did I sell it? No. Did I receive $362,000? No. Did somebody hand me a check for the new assessed value? Obviously not. But my property taxes still go up because, on paper, my house is suddenly worth hundreds of thousands more. That’s the part that doesn’t make sense to me. This isn’t income. It isn’t cash sitting in my bank account. It’s a number someone assigned to my property, and now I’m being billed based on that number. If my stock portfolio doubles but I don’t sell, I haven’t turned that gain into cash. If my salary stays the same, I don’t suddenly owe more income tax because someone thinks I’m worth more. So why does owning a home work differently? WHY AM I PAYING TAX ON A GAIN I NEVER REALIZED? A house isn’t just an investment. It’s where people live. You can pay off the mortgage, own the property outright, and still face a bigger bill every year because the value of the house went up on paper. At some point, you have to ask what “owning” something actually means if the cost of keeping it can keep rising because of money you never received. THIS ISN’T ABOUT WHETHER THE HOUSE IS “WORTH” MORE. IT’S ABOUT BEING CHARGED FOR VALUE YOU NEVER TURNED INTO CASH. And people are starting to notice.
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40/40 FOR PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG
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PCA has delivered one of the truly memorable seasons from any Chicago athlete I’ve witnessed.
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Mother— Victory in Carolina! Though I confess, there was little left to plunder. Major Poles raided these lands years ago, departing with their finest provisions, claims upon their future & that which would deliver me unto Chicago. Today, we merely returned for the pelts. —CW
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Bears offense vs Carolina 59 points 552 total yards 291 rushing yards
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How are you supposed to act when your football team scores 50+? Uncharted for us.
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IT’S GAMEDAY CHICAGO. GOOD. BETTER. BEST.
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CHICAGO BEARS 2026 HYPE VIDEO ᴴᴰ || "In the Air Tonight"
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