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Comedy script writer. Man United lifetime supporter. The history of liberty is the history of resistance.

Nairobi
Joined December 2018
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A non-Kenyan can look at this decision and see how ridiculous it is, yet a TUTAM minion will still find a way to defend it. I bet if Kasongo told people to eat shit, TUTAM battalion would be queuing outside latrines with plates, ready to be served. Brainless lot! Hii ni aibu gani Kasongo anatuletea as a country ?
Can someone explain why Kenya is paying Bayern €5m to play a friendly in their country? That‘s absolutely mad money for a friendly. What do they hope to gain from this?
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This new Trump midterm commercial is amazing!!
FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: BRAVEGOY ⚔️ They may take our lives. But they'll NEVER take our Israel!
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: BRAVEGOY ⚔️ They may take our lives. But they'll NEVER take our Israel!
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Israel can send spies to take Khamanei dead body photograph before ambulances arrived But had no idea it's own Arab citizens were mobilizing in elections. Israel is way less based and competent than people think.
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The winner KPL recieves 10 million but yet we are dishing 700 million to one foreign club for just 90 minutes. Ruto must go aki
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For the first time in history, People are being bribed to fill Jacaranda for an ODM rally. Eras truly do come to an end. You cannot stop an ejaculation whose time has come. I am convinced Gladys Wanga is using taxpayers money for this nonsense. If you ask her, she'll tell you she has cancer, she is being attacked because she is a woman and they are marginalized. Awuoro!
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Former Chief Justice and Presidential aspirant David Maraga is selflessly stretching odds to ensure we go into a credible and verifiable elections. A man that not only values his own integrity, but out there to ensure it is enacted by others for the good of all.
🚨 24 HOURS FOR THE IEBC TO COME CLEAN! @Reforms_Ke led by @dkmaraga has issued the IEBC with a 24-hour ultimatum to produce verified documentation and proof of application for the contested list of applicants for the position of Commission Secretary/CEO. The integrity of our elections cannot be left to unanswered questions! Kenyans deserve transparency, accountability and confidence in the institution entrusted with safeguarding their vote. @IEBCKenya must provide answers. The clock is ticking. #ElectoralIntegrityKE #IEBC #Maraga27 #MagueuziNiSasa
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President William Ruto has failed to comply with a High Court order to ensure his Cabinet meets the two-thirds gender rule. The October 28 deadline passed with women occupying only 7 of the 25 Cabinet positions, below the constitutional minimum of 33%
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Everything is set, LINDA MWANANCHI MOVEMENT (LMM) yes it is, Everything is set 🔥🔥
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The UKMTO reports that IRGC forces sailed a small boat into the US-protected Hormuz lane overnight, attached a pair of limpet mines to the side of an oil tanker, and blew a hole in its engine room.
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🇺🇸 A cyber 9/11 on American soil is a real possibility if the Iran war restarts... and nobody is ready. The probing has already started. A precise hit on water systems could take drinking water to zero overnight, while a full scale attack could shut the country down for months and wipe out bank records for huge numbers of people. An EMP blast over the US could kill the grid for 18 months, and with gas pumps locked up without power, 80 to 90% of the population could be dead or dying by the end. Nobody’s calling it likely, but America never snapped back to normal after Covid, and it wouldn’t snap back from this. @WeTheBrandon
🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump is considering new strikes on Iran, even as JD Vance tries to reopen diplomacy. I caught up with Brandon Weichert as fresh reports emerged about Washington's plans for another confrontation with Tehran. The Wall Street Journal says Vance has sent a letter to Iranian officials at Trump's direction, exploring whether negotiations can resume. Brandon isn't buying it. He thinks the outreach is a distraction while the Pentagon prepares for another attack. And Senator Chris Murphy has now raised the alarm after receiving a classified briefing. He says the administration is considering strikes against largely civilian targets, warning that Iran's response could turn a supposedly limited operation into a much longer war. Meanwhile, explosions were being reported across Saudi Arabia during our conversation, and a vessel was seen burning near the Strait of Hormuz. The cause of the fire remains unclear. We also discussed Israel's election deadlock, which could leave Netanyahu in office for months, and reports of suspected cyber intrusions affecting U.S. military facilities. Brandon's biggest fear is that another strike on Iran won't stay confined to the Middle East. He believes Tehran could retaliate against American infrastructure through cyberattacks, potentially disrupting power, water and financial systems. The White House may be planning a short war. It could unleash something Washington has no way of controlling. @WeTheBrandon
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Jay Paul Kenya retweeted
Noah Wekesa is who you see: a greedy insatiable tumbocrat who has never sided with the people. Fortunately, he has no support in Western. His last loss was 2013 when he tried to be the Governor of Trans Nzoia.
Politicians attack and defend simultaneously. 1. Wekesa Noah just confirmed that the decision to support government is no his but is after being conjured by Wetangula 2. That he was visited after Burudi Nabwera’s burial. 3. That money has exchanged hands.
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Ciku Muiruri has really suffered because of these land grabbers. May she get justice
Pale Kwa akina former presenter Ciku Muiruri kunachemuka...she's asking for your help 🫴"Friends, kindly help me identity this Somali man and woman and the others in the video hiding their faces. The OCS, OCPD and DCIO have allowed them to fence the place and barricade us inside.
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Sheikh Muhammad Khan: Taxation is a form of slavery. Why do you tax us when you are the ones who produce the money? Why don’t you take what you need and give us what we want?
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What business do these Somalis have with Ciku Muiruri's inherited land and we are silent. Are they above the law?
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How do you spend a billion shillings to host a friendly match between Bayern and Ajax legends Kasongo is out of his mind, he's spending our money as if ni pesa yake, Before you buy tickets, jua ni wazee ndo watacheza , wale players waliretire, Kane na olise hawatakuja kenya,
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Kenyans collectively ignored Ebola and it's decided to pack and go
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Whenever I hear dictators invest so much on stadiums, I remember this chilling story of one brutal dictator who gunned down people in a stadium. It's so chilling how much dictators are willing to do. Don't think William Ruto is any different. He doesn't care about Kenyans. Never.
Dictators hukuwa vichwa mbaya walai. Na wote huwa na same characters na sociapthic behaviors. Imagine this kind of inhumanity🤦🤦 Africans wake up!! #RevolutionNow
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BREAKING: U.S CONDUCT LARGE SCALE DIGGING OF MASS GRAVES EXERCISES FOR FIRST TIME SINCE THE KOREAN WAR They practiced burying 2,500 bodies in a 24 hours IT IS CLEAT U.S IS EXPECTING A MASS CASUALTY EVENT. SCARY TIMES ARE COMING
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A country struggling with basic services, yet casually throwing over 1B at 90 minutes of foreign entertainment. We have completely lost the plot.
Plans to spend one billion shillings to bring Bayern Munich and Ajax to Kenya for the opening of Raila Odinga International Stadium have sparked funding concerns. #KTNPrime
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