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Joined February 2012
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"...why don't we just ask Canada what they use..."
if our methods to execute criminals don't work well why don't we just ask Canada what they use on mildly depressed people
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Important run of show info, per notice sent out tonight: - 10:30 a.m. markup start on Thursday - manager's amendment (final text) will be circulated on *Monday, May 11* - amendments are due by COB on Tuesday, May 12
News: The Senate Banking Committee has noticed a markup for Thursday, May 14 to advance major crypto market structure legislation, according to two sources familiar with the announcement. The move sets up a titanic week for the crypto industry as well as banks.
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🚨NEW: @BankingGOP Committee markup of the Clarity Act set for Thursday, May 14 at 10:30 AM EST.
🚨SCOOP: The Senate Banking Committee is preparing to notice a markup for the Clarity Act as soon as tomorrow and has circulated draft legislative text to select industry members ahead of a potential Thursday vote, according to multiple industry sources who have seen the text. The language is reportedly still being finalized, with additional edits expected to reflect priorities from Democratic offices. One source told me the overall vibes after reviewing the bill and coordinating with other industry leaders are positive so far, though some bracketed sections are raising concerns that key provisions previously thought to be settled may still be in flux.
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I’ve seen enough, send it to the hood immediately
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This isn’t a big new hurdle, and is something I’m working on now. I am committed to keeping protections for non-money transmitting developers safe without tying law enforcement’s hands to hold bad actors accountable.
Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) says lawmakers "need to address" concerns raised by law enforcement groups about a key provision in crypto market structure legislation Big new hurdle for the bill subscriber.politicopro.com/a…
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Go screw yourself you piece of shit
America will not be lectured about civility by far right extremists in Congress. Particularly those who provide aid and comfort to hundreds of violent rioters who brutally beat police officers on January 6. There will be ample time to vigorously debate the issues of the day. Now is a time to unify.
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Just a friendly MONDAY reminder we have a traitor among us. Vote him out !! @LeaderJohnThune
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Do you still support the SAVE America Act? Please retweet to get a larger sample size. #SAVEAmericaAct #SAVEAct
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1,929 votes • Final results
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PASS THE CLARITY ACT ASAP.. 🇺🇸 @SenatorTimScott @SenThomTillis @SenLummis @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸
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If you’re not pulling together the votes to remove John Thune—a complete and TOTAL DISASTER—you’re part of the problem. We are watching. @SenateGOP
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REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune REMOVE RINO @LeaderJohnThune
REMOVE THUNE NOW REMOVE THUNE NOW REMOVE THUNE NOW REMOVE THUNE NOW REMOVE THUNE NOW REMOVE THUNE NOW REMOVE THUNE NOW REMOVE THUNE NOW REMOVE THUNE NOW
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🚨 Tomorrow morning, the Senate’s FIRST order of business should be to REMOVE John Thune as Leader. He’s the roadblock. Fire him and get to work for America!
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I won't be buying any new vehicle with this 4th Amendment Commie AI feature. Republicans voted for this too...Uniparty at its worst. I look forward to a SCOTUS ruling on this anti-American tech soon. This is why Congress has a favorability rating lower than used toilet paper.
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PUSH the Clarity Act through WITHOUT @SenThomTillis
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Me right now😅 WEN MOON🚀
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PLEASE PRESS LIKE AND REPOST.. We as American Crypto Investors & Taxpayers are asking the US Congress to pass the Clarity Act asap.. We need true clarity to protect us from bad actors.. Thank you! 📃 @SenatorTimScott @SenThomTillis @SenLummis @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸
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The only time in human history that God has ever incinerated an entire city was when He rained fire and sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah. He did that because they were homosexuals.
Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt pressed about the situation
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Then why aren’t their countries great?
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any update on a cure for cancer
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