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Jeff Crask

@JeffreyCrask

Army Vet. 1975 - 1978 Unretired Science Teacher. Proud to be a Nerd. Live to garden, garden to live. Kind of scared of the color orange now.

 Ohio
Joined September 2013
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Anybody back in the day think...."I'm lonely and sad, think I'll listen to Songbird from Rumours to match my sadness." Then sleep for 12 hours.
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I'm gonna miss Tony Romo. Tony - "This play should be a 5 yard pass down the middle" Jim - "There's a 5 yard pass down the middle for first down"
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Destry@DestryBrodOct 2
Can you do a complete stranger a favor? Could you repost/tweet the original joke below? I want to see if it's possible to restart a post that almost went viral. I know this sounds narcissistic and stupid but I'm narcissistic and stupid.
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I'm sorry but this burger tastes like four guys at the most.
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What if I'm a 10, but I'm 5'6" and bald?
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Zendra020
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Meanwhile in rural Pennsylvania.😂🤣😂
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willie nelson
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Living the dream
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Ann and Chrissie
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Tie helium balloons to a lawn chair and go up about 20 feet. Don't want to be Lawnchair Larry that went to 16000 feet.
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Papii🥤@ammalustyJun 22
Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken
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Applebee's
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Kung Fu
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Hey Ohio, I hear a lawn mower. Let the games begin.
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Anyone measured out a circumference and divided by its diameter yet today? Happy 3.14
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The Roseanne PMS episode. I'm serious.
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CeCe
@cecegkhFeb 23
They say everyone has a doppelgänger in this world. Just never knew Granny Clampit would be Mitch McConnell’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I'm trying to live like wealthy people, but it's just groceries. KerryGold butter, Le Sueur peas, rye bread from the deli, Sargento cheese, Gold kiwi fruit. We only have a Walmart, but... My little world of happiness.
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Darwin's view of Biology is great. If you have kids - you win.
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Tuition at the University of Miami is around $65,000 a year. I think I'll root for Indiana. You don't have to.
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Did you ever ask a first year teacher how it's going, and they say "It's going great, I love this" and then you go find a place to cry?
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