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@JessicaOpiyo

Sweetie 🍬 || Commercial, M&A, Capital Markets, Private Equity, Projects Lawyer || Cham mit ka pod i ngima (Enjoy good things while you're still alive)

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Joined November 2011
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Don't be ashamed of your shoe size. Its just BATA number πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Larry Madowo (@LarryMadowo) profile picture
Larry Madowo
@LarryMadowoOct 29
African leaders complain about being summoned by a single country but they keep showing up. At the Russia-Africa summit, Putin literally handed out ice cream, criticized former colonizers, and called out "active attempts by Western countries" to keep the continent in debt

African leaders troop to Russia, again

CNN's Larry Madowo reports on the third Russia-Africa summit as Putin tells leaders that Moscow is a better friend than former colonial powers

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being a lawyer is so cool, one of the biggest, most prominent law firms in the world just collapsed today and no one cares but us lmfao
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Joshua Malidzo Nyawa@joshuamalidzoOct 29
❀️ May it rain 🌧
Katiba Institute (@katibainstitute) profile pictureKatiba Institute
@katibainstituteOct 29
Congratulations, @joshuamalidzo, on being shortlisted for the Young Lawyer of the Year Award! A proud moment and a recognition of your contribution to the legal profession.
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optimonihilo@me_andThe1devilOct 29
We are getting benchmarked from 2 ND worlders now πŸ’€? How corrupt is the world out there?
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Shoba Gatimu@shobanesOct 28
The Grand Oak-Atlas House πŸ“ Dining. Verdue Cocktail, Botanical Bar and Bakery CafΓ©. Opening soon. Bado kidogo....
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πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ Foi@_Foi_TOct 28
For those who frequent industrial area, have you noticed several companies closed and are now Chinese go downs just for imports? Is this something the govt thinks its okay? We stopped production completely
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Maandamano Hottie πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@_omalicha__Oct 28
Side profile so tea I almost liked a hate tweet lmao.
βš–οΈPrestonπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ (@pr3stonK) profile pictureβš–οΈPrestonπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ@pr3stonKOct 27
Replying to @kabiilyndsey
@kabiilyndsey
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By the time we are done with Return on Investment thinking, there will be no Kenya
Laura Walubengo (@lwalubengo) profile pictureLaura Walubengo@lwalubengoOct 26
This is plain diabolical.
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phantΓ©au@_wangweOct 26
The funniest thing about the internet is you will never be allowed to outgrow previous versions of yourself.
Angelorum tutela (@GacheriNdumba) profile pictureAngelorum tutela@GacheriNdumbaOct 26
Janet Mbugua is not a credible source on that topic juu at one time she was a deep believer in marriage. She believe deeply enough to get married and talk about submission. Yes, Janet used to talk about being open to submission in marriage. SIJASAHAU.
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Joshua Malidzo Nyawa@joshuamalidzoOct 27
Good thing @CecilYongo has rallied emerging law scholars and students not to follow such seniors. How can the National Assembly retain Section 39, a provision invalidated by the courts, including the Court of Appeal, twice? How do you retain something that 'does not exist'?
Citizen TV Kenya (@citizentvkenya) profile pictureCitizen TV Kenya
@citizentvkenyaOct 27
Gladys Boss: The National Assembly deleted clause 22 which retained section 39 as per the judgement of the court Gituku: Are you aware that there is a court of Appeal decision that found section 39 unconstitutional in 2023? So the National Assembly is retaining a section that is already unconstitutional? Gladys Boss: What we should be asking ourselves is if there is a problem we could go back to the process and remove the livestreaming #CitizenDayBreak
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@VintageSitcomsOct 24
I love how Raven juggles cooking for her kids, teaching as a professor at Hillman, and being an involved PTA mom at Abbott Elementary. What a well-rounded woman!πŸ–€
LUCIÁ 🌸 (@dave__emma) profile pictureLUCIÁ 🌸
@dave__emmaOct 24
Y’all hush, Chef Raven’s Kitchen is on!
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Genghis~@_resiakOct 26
Kalonzo is so uninspiring to a point that he appears useless in the grand scheme of things.
Lightcast TV Kenya (@Lightcasttvke) profile pictureLightcast TV Kenya
@LightcasttvkeOct 25
"UHURU KENYATTA alituambia tukatae vision 2060 ya bwana RUTO, sisi yetu ni ya vision 2063." ~ Kalonzo confirms
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Will forever mourn what Victorian morality did to the saree. Colonial ideas of modesty stripped away so much regional art and fluidity...
ꨄ (@n1ghttf4ll) profile pictureꨄ@n1ghttf4llOct 23
how sarees were worn before the british enforced blouses
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Naomi Kalungwe@naokalungweOct 24
Être une femme ambitieuse dans la communautΓ© africaine ce n’est pas du tout facile.
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Your bank account means nothing on a dead planet.
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The Disrespected Trucker
@DisrespectedTheOct 24
I don't want to hear one more politician talk about climate change ever again!
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 23
Google forced to halt work in Finland after illegally clearing 250,000 trees for a new data center, according to the Guardian.
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itstems@temsstyleOct 24
Next year's goals: β†’ Best shape of my life β†’ Most money I've ever made β†’ Deepest self-love I've ever known
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J.@Jahmu__Oct 22
The next government has to be very intentional about increasing our forest cover
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stargirl✨@lilywanjieeOct 24
Mungu nipee mimi hio kazi ya 300k pm sitasema ni kidogo aki
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Jokotade- That Badass Lawyer@BadejokoSOct 23
I am not a woman of few words, you can see that I'm a lawyer. I will exchange plenty words with you and if I'm told to stop, I'll not listen. You put me for talk, I give you the talk.
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