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Jackie

@Jgoss1971

Gig'em. Go Stros.

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Joined March 2012
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Stopped at Buc-ee’s headed north and overheard a little kid ask his mom “Are we in Dallas yet or are we still in Texas?” and it was the most unintentionally brutal L the city of Dallas has ever taken.
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Give him a year. Some jackass will intentionally quote him out of context and he’ll start giving the canned answers.
Mike Herndon (@MikeHerndonSk1) profile pictureMike Herndon
@MikeHerndonSk1Oct 22
It’s genuinely jarring to hear a pro athlete talk like a person and not a hostage reading a statement prepared by the comms department
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“First amendment only applies to the printing press. Not radio, tv or the internet.”
Bobby LaValley (@Bobby_LaVallley) profile pictureBobby LaValley
@Bobby_LaVallleyOct 20
Abdul El-Sayed on the Second Amendment: "When they promised the right to bear arms, they had muskets. So, yeah, everyone should have equal rights to a musket."
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You might randomly survive a car crash because you WEREN’T wearing a seatbelt. But it’s not a great long term plan.
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 20
Nothing craps on the “we must have a salary cap” narrative like Milwaukee and Tampa Bay in the World Series.
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One of the geriatrics probably pissed on the floor.
Insider Wire (@InsiderWire) profile pictureInsider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 16
#BREAKING: Capitol Police investigating a suspicious substance in a Senate building.
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My thoughts are “popular fan” might be the most retarded thing a person can be.
dubsea (@dubseatv) profile picturedubsea
@dubseatvOct 15
Popular Seahawks Fan @captainseahawknfl has Been ARRESTED at the Denver Airport While Flying in to Attend Seattle’s Away Game Tonight Against the Broncos 🚨✈️ What are your thoughts on this⁉️😳 #DUBSEA
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Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile pictureWatcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 13
JUST IN: OpenAI finds secret spy recording device planted inside its office. An employee has been arrested and referred to the FBI.
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1001* Ways To Die
gato fumante (@KweenInYellow) profile picturegato fumante
@KweenInYellowOct 13
A security guard at a Russian holiday resort camp approaches a male two-humped Bactrian camel named Vasya (who had a reputation for being entirely peaceful and gentle, particularly around children), grabs his reins, and punches the camel in the face. The guard did not survive.
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Fully clothed sex? 10 years minimum.
KPRC 2 Houston (@KPRC2) profile pictureKPRC 2 Houston
@KPRC2Oct 2
Former Harris County deputy arrested for allegedly using position for sexual encounters in uniform
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There’s a fine line between asking your wife if something looks ok vs just letting her dress you.
Jason Goes to Hell (@benedictsred) profile pictureJason Goes to Hell@benedictsredSep 29
Why does he look like he’s trying to solve a murder with a talking dog
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If the Astros insist on letting Bagwell occasionally call tv games, his partner should have to be someone that talks like this.
SNY Mets (@SNY_Mets) profile pictureSNY Mets
@SNY_MetsSep 28
"We and I made a number of decisions that created the potential for an uncapped downside scenario" David Stearns discusses the lessons he learned from the start to the 2026 season for the Mets
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Sarah (@SarahDuggers) profile picture
Sarah@SarahDuggersSep 23
Your toddler as soon as a disabled person gets on the bus
uk politics reaction video (@ukpolreact) profile pictureuk politics reaction video@ukpolreactSep 22
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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Got caught using his blinker
FOX26Houston (@FOX26Houston) profile pictureFOX26Houston
@FOX26HoustonSep 21
A Galveston County sheriff's deputy has been relieved of duty after a video shows him participating in "unacceptable" conduct. fox26houston.com/news/galves…
Galveston County sheriff's deputy relieved of duty after video shows 'unacceptable' driving

Galveston County sheriff's deputy relieved of duty after video shows 'unacceptable' driving

A Galveston County sheriff's deputy has been relieved of duty after a video shows him participating in "unacceptable" conduct.

fox26houston.com
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This is the best explanation I could ever give someone of something that makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time.
Why you should have a Raccoon (@ShouldHaveRacc) profile pictureWhy you should have a Raccoon
@ShouldHaveRaccSep 16
An albino raccoon with eyesight problems
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Gotta be honest, it certainly is a sticking point.
TheBlaze (@theblaze) profile pictureTheBlaze
@theblazeSep 8
Female juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial on the lone male holdout: “He had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”
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THAT WHORE JOLENE
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 1
Dolly Parton’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Vandalized Days After Her Death
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I mean, that’s gonna be the case until he beats it.
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsAug 22
One man diagnosed with prostate cancer in the UK 'every eight minutes' news.sky.com/story/one-man-d…
One man diagnosed with prostate cancer in the UK 'every eight minutes'

One man diagnosed with prostate cancer in the UK 'every eight minutes'

Macmillan Cancer Support says the number of men living with the disease in the UK has surged by 100,000 since 2020.

news.sky.com
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scooby doo after he finishes praying:
إبراهيم (@veenies_toy) profile pictureإبراهيم@veenies_toyAug 18
ramen
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Oh this is gonna be fun
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterAug 14
Super Bowl LXI — the first time in NFL history that the championship game will be played on Valentine’s Day — takes place six months from today.
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Greg (@gregvegas) profile picture
Greg@gregvegasAug 11
I could uncover timestamped video of Fauci in December '19 telling the director of the Wuhan Institute of Virology in fluent Mandarin “I personally designed the spike protein to kill 5.9 billion people. Now show me the puppy slaughter room” and the media would still ride his jock
Senator Ron Johnson (@SenRonJohnson) profile pictureSenator Ron Johnson
@SenRonJohnsonAug 10
NEW: Dr. Fauci was concerned in January 2021 that the second dose of the COVID shot “theoretically could be associated with miscarriage in the 1st trimester.”   @SenRandPaul and I released the texts between Anthony Fauci, Rochelle Walensky, and Vivek Murthy below.   While I’ve been conducting oversight for years, now that we have the documents and Fauci’s government-issued phone, my investigation has only just begun.
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Never wanted something to be AI slop as much as this video. We’re gonna get one shotted dork ass robots.
el.cine (@EHuanglu) profile pictureel.cine
@EHuangluJul 17
china’s URKL robot fight is absolute cinema a robot got its head kicked off.. and kept fighting like it was completely normal 🤣
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