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Fact Checker at The Onion Contributor https://nitter.cf/t.co/S41baspW9Q Washington Improv Theater player, coach, teacher and donor.

Washington, DC
Joined June 2008
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The best part of being married is getting to say "let me check with my wife" about something you personally have absolutely no intention of doing.
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The Washington Wizards are promoting Amber Nichols to Vice President of Basketball Operations and Personnel, league sources told @hoopshype. Nichols was previously Washington’s Director of Amateur Evaluation. Prior, she was General Manager of the Capital City Go-Go G League team.
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Even they agree this should be the primary uni, and road white +cherry blossom, +gold and black with the limited edition stars and stripes. Set it and forget it. Print money.
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He attacks mail‑in voting while voting by mail. He mocks vaccines while getting vaccinated. He pushes “Buy American” while selling foreign‑made merchandise. He demands action against undocumented workers while his own properties hired them. He rages about classified information while mishandling it. And now he’s falling asleep on the job after calling Joe Biden “Sleepy.” The hypocrisy is staggering.
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Just a reminder that Scott Jennings has also claimed: Trump told him the Iran deal wouldn’t include money to Iran Howard Lutnick never went to Epstein Island Fentanyl came from Venezuela Undocumented immigrants get free healthcare The US government has never taken land from anyone based on their race.
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.
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Oh just one more thing, Belgium.
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“Spiderman is the reason I love basketball.” AJ Dybantsa said he was 5yo when he got his first hoop and it had a Spiderman backboard.
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I live here, this is a lie. The park was popular with drug addicts and drunks a good 16+ years ago. It’s been quite popular with regular families since then, and is typically packed every summer weekend. And, unlike other spots in DC, there was never a homeless camp in this park. As always, the truth just isn’t enough with these guys. It’s sad, really.
Meridian Hill Park before vs. after. For years, homeless camps and drug addicts took over the park. Now it's cleaned up and full of families again, thanks to @POTUS's executive order to make the capital safe and beautiful again. 🇺🇸
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One thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explain how the Statue of Liberty ended up all the way on the ape planet.
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Keep the family close.
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After 24 years, JUSTICE FOR WALLACE.
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LMFAO when you lay it out like this the absurdity is just STAGGERING.
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They darkened her skin. They made her heavier. They made her look older. They made it look like she was crying when in fact she was courageous. And I just wrote days ago that Donald Trump hates no demographic in America more than Black women. How much more evidence does one need?
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Hey y’all see the 17 year old Target employee who was abducted by ICE from his job despite being a United States citizen and telling them that, and they shoved him in the car and when they confirmed he was indeed a US citizen then pushed him out of the car in a Walmart parking lot 8 minutes away from where they abducted him. And he’s stumbling and sobbing while bystanders ask if he’s okay (at the Walmart after being pushed out of the car) and he’s sobbing saying “no I’m not okay, they slammed me on the ground.” And he’s bleeding. A 17 year old kid.
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Merry Christmas from ██████████████ and First Lady Melania Trump 🇺🇸
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Say it louder Dave Chappelle Charlie Kirk wasn't no damn MLK #TheUnstoppable
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Our democracy is not self-executing. It depends on us all as citizens, regardless of our political affiliations, to stand up and fight for the core values that have made this country the envy of the world.
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Hey America. Canada here. Just… ya know… checking in. Because like... fucking yikes.
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We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"
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