A cheat code for life is to never miss twice. If you missed a workout hit the next one. If you ate a bad meal make the next one healthy. Didn’t get 8 hours of sleep? Make it a priority the next day. Missing once was a mistake. Missing twice is intent. Never miss twice.

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Joe Viray · Oct 31, 2026 · 6:25 AM UTC

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@JoeVirayNBAOct 31

Screw it. Steph breaks Luka's ankles. Father Stretch My Hands

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GERWALK IT OUT✊🏽🇵🇸 keep a 📯 on me, that Kamasi · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:57 PM UTC

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GERWALK IT OUT✊🏽🇵🇸 keep a 📯 on me, that Kamasi@RidicBoweOct 29

This Warriors season went from "damn I don't want to watch Steph try and carry an old and injured team again" to "when do Steph and Yaxel play?" with a quickness

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richard · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:17 AM UTC

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richard@richard_normalOct 30

if you aren’t watching the winless kings play the winless pelicans you straight up don’t love basketball the right way

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JidScan · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:27 AM UTC

JidScan@JidScanOct 29

Brunson just put Powell on skates

Rico · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:15 PM UTC

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Rico

@fredwarnedemOct 27

If this front office gets Buckner and Wilson and i’m paying for Jed’s next hooker bro

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JidScan · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:28 AM UTC

JidScan@JidScanOct 28

Tatum 🔥

Adam Schefter · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:43 PM UTC

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@AdamSchefterOct 27

Trade: Colts are sending three-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @rapsheet. Now Buckner returns to San Francisco, fortifying the 49ers defensive line.

Image from Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

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Sales Roo · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:37 AM UTC

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Sales Roo

@TheSalesRooOct 27

Still the funniest sales call of all time 😭

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Jules❤️🥊 · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:00 PM UTC

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@julesboxingOct 26

How to beat a taller opponent in boxing 🥊

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Faidat · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:18 PM UTC

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Faidat@Faidat0755Oct 26

No amount of jerking off can beat sliding in pussy.

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Blake Burge · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:04 PM UTC

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@blakeaburgeOct 26

Major cheat code for life: realizing you can just decide you're "a runner" or "an early riser" or "a writer" or whatever. Start doing the thing, and you become the thing.

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Brock Purdy SZN · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:30 AM UTC

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Brock Purdy SZN@49erfaithful93Oct 26

I don’t care that we don’t go undefeated. I don’t care if Brock doesn’t win MVP. All I care about, is the 49ers winning the Super Bowl. That. Is. The. Goal.

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