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Jim has been living in fear of autocorrect.

Boston, MA
Joined February 2009
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Babies start laughing at three and a half months old.
Great — now try getting them to pay the two-drink minimum.
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Tonight and tomorrow! #standupcomedy
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Voting for married men is like sex it only happens every four years and we are alone when we do it!
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Police Briefly Evacuate U.S. Capitol as rumors of an honest hard working politician set off widespread panic in the capital.
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"My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth." ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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Roughly 350 pizza are eaten every second in the US. I blame myself.
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Just over 10 years ago, this was an SNL skit. Now it's real-life in Michigan. What's strange is that one political side is all in on it.
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Astronomers have concluded that the center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells like rum. I think Astronomers smoke a lot of pot and drink a lot of rum.
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The chills you get when listening to music are caused by your brain releasing dopamine, a neurotransmitter that causes pleasure. Unless you are listening to Nickelback. Then you probably have the flu.
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You can literally see the exact moment that this kid became a libertarian. 😂
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“A study says eating bacon can help you live longer because it contains niacin. Finally — science I can believe in!”
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Ram Chhetri came to the US as a refugee, but this might be worst day of his life: It's the moment he realizes the $80k-$160k/year salary he's bilked from Medicaid for no-show work is coming to an end because @realdailywire caught the truth on camera. We conducted months of surveillance that shows why "home care aide" is now the *most common job* in states like NY, CA, MN, and PA: Because a large part of those jobs are unambiguous Medicaid fraud. Thanks to home care, Bhutanese refugees now make more money than actual PA families. The state doesn't just look the other way, but helps them get away with it. Converting federal health dollars into a universal basic income for certain communities relieves the financial burden they place on the state. The scammers easily deceive the feds' woefully broken monitoring system. You'll see Ram pull into a driveway for 2 minutes in the morning, then 2 minutes in the evening. He clocks in and out of his shift from the right place, and the GPS system doesn't notice that he goes home in between. $20 an hour doesn't sound like much, but at 77 hours a week, it's $80k–and it's easy to bill huge hours when you don't actually have to work them. And that's just for the low-level guys in this scheme.
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In 31 U.S. states, daycare costs more per year than college tuition. The good news is you geat that great feeling of paying thirty grand for a macaroni necklace.
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Statistically married men change their underwear twice as often as single men, not by choice.
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