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Host of the @AdamCarollaShow on @PodcastOne. Three time @NYTimes best selling author.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2007
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One of the greatest analogies you’ll ever hear 💀 @adamcarolla BRAVO 👏👏👏
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This is shocking
Obama claims probe into Ilhan Omar 'sham marriage' is 'appalling' - but was actually started by his admin trib.al/fxGtAif
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DEI created the ultimate discrimination which is we all think these people are unqualified for the job
I’m proud to have the most talented, hardest-working cabinet in Virginia’s history. They are also the most diverse cabinet Virginia has ever seen. Every single one of our cabinet secretaries were selected because they’re the best of the best in their respective fields. They also bring invaluable perspectives from across the Commonwealth — from Danville, Hampton Roads, Richmond, NOVA, and more. I’m grateful to get to work with these incredibly dedicated, hard-working, and talented cabinet officials to serve the Commonwealth of Virginia. richmond.com/opinion/column/…
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Funny
Cool cool. Anyway, in a totally unrelated note, here's gold medalist Megan Rapinoe and the world champion US Women's National Team getting beat 5-2 by pubescent boys. nitter.cf/LangmanVince/status/21…
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Want to know what happened to Los Angeles ? This happened to Los Angeles
Los Angeles City Council Member Eunisses Hernandez (D) calls to escalate the riots against ICE agents. Arrest her.
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We got to get more women in positions of power
Fort Myers City Council members hold hands and cry after being asked to authorize local law-enforcement to cooperate with ICE. Seems totally normal and stable…
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She isn’t the problem, the useful idiot sheep in the audience are the problem
No matter how much you think you hate Ilhan Omar, you do not hate her anywhere near enough. She is incompatible with civilized society.
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He is a bigger dope than her
Listen to this insufferable leftist Megan Rapinoe making light of men playing against women in sports. That's easy for her to do now that she's retired, but if China would've had a few men on their team and stole a gold medal from her, she would've gone batshit crazy on them!
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Wake up jews. Your party hates you
Harvey Levin is a Jew who just woke up to the fact that he dedicated his life supporting a political party that hates him.
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They always look dumb
James O’Keefe on the Felony Charges for Exposing Fraud in Minnesota: This is not political. It is fundamental. It is about whether citizens still have the right to question their government. This is now a landmark First Amendment case, and every American’s right to speak truth to power has been put on the line. Weaponized lawfare does not work against me. It has always backfired on the people who come after me. Most people find criminal charges and lawsuits stressful; the process becomes a form of punishment. But I love this process because it gives me the opportunity to expose injustice at the highest levels. My foundation will be indemnifying members of the Justice League, including @camhigby for their lawful reporting. I’m calling on all Americans, and especially all journalists, to stand united on a message to the prosecutors in Minnesota: the politics of fear will not prevail in the United States of America.
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Not sure this is an accurate description
A Black couple stood on Business at their daughter’s softball game in Sugar Land, TX against an angry mob of white folks. They defended themselves… now they’re facing charges and the wife was forced to resign from her job as an assistant principal. I Hope they set up a GoFundMe.
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Court records say witness video showed Kiarious Hall hitting another father in the face with a metal water bottle, knocking him unconscious. Hall told police he was elbowed and poked and acted in self-defense, but court documents say the video did not show that. abc13.com/post/husband-w… abc7.com/story/parents-…
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That’s when the adults were in the room
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My list rank. Is not the point of what I am saying
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Who cares what you say boomer. You were a D-lister in your prime and now you’re on the Z-list.
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True
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The country is in decline because of social programs. They start with a good purpose and get abused and entitled
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EBT MUST be changed to a very limited menu of grocery items. No more of this "buy anything you want" like people who work for it. Make it similar to WIC e.g. legumes, cheese, veg, meat, cereal, milk.
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Fast food should not accept EBT cards. Why should we pay for able bodied losers to eat food that is bad for them. Get a fucking job and eat as you wish
IT WENT FROM A SANDWICH ARGUMENT TO A PUNCH IN 60 SECONDS?? Who's more wrong here, the customer who swung or the employee who wouldn't stop? A customer tries to pay for a sandwich with an EBT card at a Subway. The employee says they don't take it, tells him over and over to get out, mocks him, and follows him to the door. At the doorway the customer throws one punch, the employee goes over a counter, and the customer walks off. Neither guy comes out of this looking good. The customer had no business swinging, no matter what was said to him. The employee had a chance to calm things down and kept pushing instead, including stepping right up in his face at the door. Once you follow someone out, you own part of what happens next. As a dad, the lesson I want my boys to take is that you walk away from the one who's trying to bait you, even when you're mad and in the right. Call corporate, take the loss, and go home. One swing can cost you a job, a record, or worse. The employee got back up on his feet, which is the one good thing in this clip.
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Agreed
Roy jones jr is the greatest fighter ever created, either him or Ali, i favor him more because Roy can fight going foward and backwards, but this is the greatest fighter probably to ever live, just a true fighting machine
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Right there with you
John Kobylt is such a legend. LA doesn't deserve him. My tweets sound so much better when he's reading them LOLOL
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Agreed
Btw, this retard is worth $1.4bn and made it all in a white country.
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