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Detective Big Cactus

@JimsBadTweets

I have one simple question for you!!! Can you handle my kindness and my trust ? He/him

 Teaching Bitches How to Swim
Joined December 2011
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When I meet the Saint Joseph’s Hawk
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Elon won’t be able to silence the reckoning that is coming
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AND THEN EXECUTE HIM!!!!
Matt Binder (@MattBinder) profile pictureMatt Binder
@MattBinderNov 4
arrest Elon Musk seize his factories nationalize SpaceX
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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In the lab cooking up pronouns the likes of which have never been seen before. We’re incorporating Mandarin and they’ll be spelled backwards
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largest rodent@capybaronessNov 4
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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They’re instituting the death penalty for all Republikkkans tonight at midnight, get your goodbyes in now and smoke em if you got em
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richard@richard_normalNov 4
PURE RETHUGLICAN DEATH
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The House that Kami Built@KamitronPTWNov 3
bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) profile picturebbs@BurritoBrosShitNov 3
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Nov 3
don't blame me, i voted for Bongrip the Weedhog the weed smoking hedgehog
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The surging Pelicans hand the Grizzlies their first loss just as we all predicted
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She Mash on my Monster til I shout Awoooooo
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They’re calling me Mr. Addicted to Carving Pumpkins
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lolt64🕵️@lolt649 Dec 2024
Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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Enky ✟@enkyleduOct 27
Good response when someone tries to ragebait you
Jay (@465wednesday) profile pictureJay@465wednesdayOct 27
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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Dean Wade in the starting lineup tonight my life is about to be changed forever
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Me when I drive through a tunnel:
Lonzo Ball (@ZO2_) profile pictureLonzo Ball
@ZO2_Oct 24
Lowkey jus held my breathe
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I’m sure the people murdered by ICE and the innumerable dead overseas feel the same way, Natalie
Natalie Wynn (@ContraPoints) profile pictureNatalie Wynn
@ContraPointsOct 23
I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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Injured mouse football player is considered squeak-to-squeak
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Joel Embiid
@JoelEmbiid3 Nov 2018
Life is fun and I love having fun
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