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JoeLange retweeted
Mark Halperin needs to check his sources. Sounds like his competition is trying to wreck his credibility.
Look, back in reality - which I rely on instead of the constant pants pissing, more Kansas Rs have early voted than on this date in 2022. It’s just that Ds are front loading like hell, and they are outnumbered by Rs by more than 400k.
Tomorrow, Rs will have the lead in combined mail and early voting. Now what do you think happens on Election Day with the Dem high props all shot, and a 400k+ registration difference - when there are more than 800,000 ballots left to get put in the pile?
Did I stutter?
JoeLange retweeted
January 8th, 2017. After receiving the fake intelligence assessment that he requested be made, Obama does an interview with Democrat operative George Stephanopoulos to get the Russia hoax going.
The purpose of this interview was to sabotage the presidency of the incoming President and of course Obama did it while issuing fake calls for unity.
"We are all on the same team" Obama said while setting up the next President.
JoeLange retweeted
Understand, she knows there's no fancy lawyering that's going to prevent what is about to happen to her.
The documentary trails she and her co-conspirators left behind themselves....it's.....well it's just too much.
They left too much evidence behind.
The one guarantee Floris had - like every member of the shadow government had - was that even if they were forced to do some PRETTY OBVIOUS SHIT, they were going to BE OK.
They would be protected. Nothing would happen to them.
They could pull off a COVID Plandemic, do a J5 pipe bomb false flag, do a J6 Fedsurrection operation to entrap/prosecute/imprison hundreds of innocent Americans...
...AND NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN TO THEM.
The shadow government was **completely secure and in control**.
**HOW** could anything ever happen to them?
You gotta understand...these last 20 months, man.
Sweet baby Jesus...they never saw any of this shit coming at them.
I mean, they know they missed him in Butler. They know they failed to imprison him before the 2024 election got there, or at least keep him off the ballot.
They knew they were in for a rough time since they failed to stop him from coming back....
BUT **THIS?!**
Holy shit, THIS?
That he'd come back with a DREAM TEAM and launch a spectacularly SUCCESSFUL HOSTILE TAKEOVER of that EXECUTIVE BRANCH and it's AGENCIES?
FUCK NO, they didn't see THAT coming.
One by one by one, he's ripped them from the shadow government's grasping hands so violently and forcefully their fingers are still stinging:
1. The NSC
2. The DOJ
3. The FBI
4. The Treasury
5. The State Dept.
6. HHS
7. The US Military
8. DHS/ICE
9. Education
10. Most of the intel agencies
He took it all AWAY FROM THEM and then the blond-haired son-of-a-bitch started SHUTTING DOWN their drug and human trafficking networks all 'cross the fruited plain, shutting down the border and reasserting control away from the shadow government's cartel business partners.
And if THAT wasn't bad enough, the insufferable prick and that smarmy Bessent continued on SHUTTING DOWN ALL THEIR MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEMES OUT OF THE US TREASURY!
One by one by one the US Shadow Government franchises hidden fraud revenue streams are being exposed, cut, shut down, prosecuted.
And now its reached the stage that Trump and his people at the DOJ are **comfortable** sending a massive fuckin' signal that the next step has arrived.
After taking over.
After exposing.
After shutting down.
PROSECUTION.
The prosecution phase has arrived.
Nothing is gonna stop this.
These people can cry all they want.
They were making FUCKING WAR on their country in league with criminal foreign entities.
They deserve every fucking thing that is about to happen to them.
And you can quote me on that.
This sh*t right here. Yes, please. The more tears, the better.
As reality (along with the walls of justice) bears down on them for their crimes, the same people who were convinced they couldn't be touched will all now take their own personal journeys down the same path of despair.
They're screwed, and they know it. 😁
Former FBI official Nikki Floris broke down in tears outside a federal courtroom Tuesday during a preliminary hearing on charges that she and another ex-bureau official lied to Congress about burying the Hunter Biden laptop story.
Floris was seen weeping in a courthouse hallway during a break in the probable cause hearing in the district court for Washington, DC.
JoeLange retweeted
Anyone telling you dems are doing well in Texas is either fully delusional, just completely ignorant, or being completely dishonest.
It just keeps getting worse for them
JoeLange retweeted
As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States.
The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio .
From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.
JoeLange retweeted
People keep asking what “10,000 Stephen Millers” actually means. Let me tell you, because it's simpler than the headline.
Stephen Miller started as a junior staffer in a Senate office. He wasn't famous. He wasn't connected. He stayed for years, learned the policy cold, worked harder than everyone around him, and was loyal to his boss and the mission. That's how a junior staffer becomes an assistant to the president.
It's not enough to just create right-wing staff. You have to make them humble, loyal, and willing to work harder and later than everyone else.
Since 2021, American Moment has trained several thousand young conservatives. Every semester, a small class of paid fellows learns how Washington actually works: how decisions get made, how paper moves, how to staff a principal, how to show up prepared. Our alumni now work across the administration and on Capitol Hill.
Elections change who sits in the big chairs. They don't change who writes the memos, staffs the meetings, and implements their principal's decisions — unless you build the people who do.
The other side understood this a long time ago. They built institutions to train and place their people, and they are now openly threatening ours for doing the same.
We're going to keep building anyway. If you're a young conservative who wants to serve — really serve, not just post — we will train you, we will help you get hired, and we will stand behind you when it gets hard.
Personnel is policy. Build the personnel, and the policy follows.
JoeLange retweeted
Correct.
There WAS no 'Shield of the Americas' the last time the commie fucks down there pulled off their one amazing election trick.
🤖 Made with AI
Is the military going to step in to stop the stolen election in Brazil?
This is where I believe we will now see that there is a HUGE difference between Lula stealing his first election while Biden was president and now stealing it again during Trump’s presidency.
The Shield of Americas isn’t just about taking down cartels, terrorists and violent gangs in Central and South America.
It’s also about cleansing the cabal’s ability to steal elections in Central and South America.
Watch and see what happens.
Lula and his hand picked puppet at the Supreme Court are both going to end up in prison.
Soros, democrats, the EU and other corrupt leftists, who are celebrating Lula’s stolen election, won’t be celebrating for long.
Their reign of terror worldwide is ALREADY coming to an end and there’s nothing they can do to stop it.
JoeLange retweeted
They LITERALLY - not figuratively, but LITERALLY - tell you in this indictment that Comey was part of an ORGANIZED CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY to leak national defense information in an attack on the United States government.
JoeLange retweeted
Very positive sign for sustained voting of R counties in TX
📊 TEXAS EARLY VOTE — MONTGOMERY COUNTY 🔴
Day 8 (Oct 26) vs Day 1 (Oct 19)
🚨 Montgomery has ALREADY surpassed its entire opening Monday turnout!
🗳️ Day 1 final: 13,568
🗳️ Day 8 as of 5:43 PM: 14,831
📈 UP 9.3% — with voting still underway!
Same-hour comparisons:
• 2–3 PM: +9.8%
• 3–4 PM: +1.2%
• 4–5 PM: +6.2%
📊 Cumulative through 5 PM:
Day 1: 12,847
Day 8: 13,813
📈 UP 7.5%
⚠️ Unofficial check-ins. Day 8 figures are not final.
JoeLange retweeted
After MTG left Congress in January, she transferred her leftover campaign funds into a PAC.
She has since been using that PAC as a personal piggy bank including flights, hotels, fine dining, and limo rides. She reimburses herself for "political expenses." Thousands every month.
She also pays her daughter nearly 6K a month for "consulting." Consulting what?
The purpose of a PAC is to raise funds and distribute it to ACTIVE politicians or causes. Not use it as a slush fund to travel the country for paid speaking events.
The sooner you realize these losers are all just a bunch of self-serving grifters who only care about their own pockets, the better. Receipts. ⬇️
JoeLange retweeted
🚨 JUST NOW: ALL Florida in-person early voting RISES to R+8, today is R+17 ALONE — and socialist Angie Nixon remains at a -75 point odds deficit to Trump-endorsed Sen. Ashley Moody, per Polymarket
LET'S GO! ☀️
Florida Republicans stepping on the gas, NETTING +31K ballots and counting on early voting today so far.
Statewide Florida voting with mail is now R+0.5, or R+16K
EXTEND THIS LEAD, REPUBLICANS. Show no mercy.
MORE: polymarket.us/squad/join/j9s…
JoeLange retweeted
As a certified News Junkie, continuously monitoring the msm, I've detected a significant change of coverage and attempts to shape their Narrative. Realize the talking heads have whole teams of producers, writers, editors behind them all taking orders from a 1/3
JoeLange retweeted
TX let’s blow them out and demoralize the Democrats to the point where they never come back again or ever show their horrible faces in our beautiful state again!!!
JoeLange retweeted
Addendum: right-wing parties hold a supermajority in both houses of Brazil's legislature and can freely impeach and remove Lula from office.
This was what happened to Lula's successor, Dilma Rousseff, and paved the way for Bolsonaro's victory in 2018.
It's worth reminding everyone that the only reason Lula was able to steal the 2022 election was because Biden had threatened Bolsonaro and his allies with sanctions if they investigated electoral fraud, which the Brazilian president is empowered to do under the constitution.
If the Trump administration threatens sanctions on Lula and HIS allies, they'll break and cede power.
"They don't care about sanctions!"
Actually, they do. They very much do. No mid-level bureaucrat or general wants to wake up and find his life's savings frozen and his credit cards shut off. Nor do they want to risk getting nabbed by Interpol on an international flight they had to pay for in cash.
Brazil is deeply intertwined with the U.S. on a fundamental economic level. Even the Chinese have to play ball with American sanctions; the Hong Kong politicians responsible for the anti-democracy crackdowns in 2019-2020 can't even open accounts with Chinese banks.
Bolsonaro didn't "cross the Rubicon" in 2022 because he was utterly alone, with the U.S., Russia, China, and the EU all in Lula's camp. Maybe the Russians and Chinese side with Lula. The U.S. won't, and the EU might be guilted enough into taking Trump's side.
Eat shit, nïglët.
JoeLange retweeted
So let me get this straight: Brazil has a judiciary JUST for elections. They decided against extending the hours. Then a judge who was Lula's personal attorney issues an order to extend the hours solely in areas favorable to Lula. Am I getting this right?
According @malugaspar — not exactly considered a Flavio supporter — all the judges of the TSE oppposed granting the extension that Lula’s former campaign lawyer now turned STF justice @Cristianozaninm ordered.
It’s Lula’s lawyer, sitting as judge in a court with no jurisdiction, ordering the polls remain open when all judges in the electoral court opposed it. This has to have consequences Lula is going to destroy the rule of law in Brazil on his way out.