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Co-host @BreakBallsPod Mets/Jets/Nets/Sens/Music/Smart Shit/Dumb Shit/🖤

New York, USA
Joined May 2020
Me opening Spotify at the end of a long day at work:
Jazz may be the boost we need. Energy and swag. Just sayin'
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love when they call a state with 1% of the vote in like they should be able to announce a nets loss within a few minutes of game time
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One of the great first sentences
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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It's just a joke, it's just a joke, it's just a joke
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Ok cool but why not keep the v-neck lol
Paul McCartney’s store now has a knit sweater inspired by one from his collection! 👀
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Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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I want to like Aaron Glenn so badly but the Jets simply will not allow me
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Not to defend Sleeper at all but that last sentence is pretty fucking funny when paired with his shameless Dodgers dickriding prior to their ongoing deferred money scandal lol
Replying to @SleeperDbacks
If Sleeper’s business plan didn’t include trying to leverage gold checkmarks into parasitic engagement, perhaps I’d be a little more generous. It’s not you. It’s your bosses. Even if everyone sees it and knows the score, I prefer not to oblige things that are cheap and vacuous.
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You should get life in prison for disrespecting the 2015 Royals
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Yes let's replace this affront to God with a different, less realistic affront to God lol
we absolutely should in fact genetically engineer bioluminescent plants & trees and then completely eradicate the affront to God that is LED street lights from the face of the Earth
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The 1996-2005 Isles? Lol be serious
Isn’t it strange that Ray Barone is a sportswriter for a Long Island newspaper and yet the New York Islanders are not mentioned once in nine seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond?
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Nice try, the correct answer is Hank Mobley
You can only choose one. Who’s your favorite saxophone player? John Coltrane | Sonny Rollins Wayne Shorter | Charlie Parker
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They are just kids, don't post the Men in Black coffee aliens. They are just kids, don't post the Men in Black coffee aliens. They are just kids, don't post the Men in Black coffee aliens. They are just kids, don't post the Men in Black coffee aliens. They are just kids, don't p-
Kim Kardashian shared new photos of her daughter Chicago West, niece Dream Kardashian (Rob’s daughter), and niece True Thompson (Khloé’s daughter), all looking absolutely adorable in matching bright red traditional Chinese qipaos! 🥹 The three cousins are just too cute! ❤️
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Bob Nutting edit:
The only thing I'll say about the upcoming labor negotiations is that I don't want to see anymore Pirates fans takes about it. Think I've seen enough of them to last me a life time.
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*taps sign*
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meet Dr. Bob The Football
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Teaching high school jazz band is like, “Don’t take heroin, kids, but let’s learn something from the people who did.”
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Statement on today’s bargaining session
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In case it wasn't clear, the "choosing your own opponents" thing is a gimmick @MLB knows will get shot down, making the other parts of the proposal that are sneakily tied to a salary cap seem more serious and reasonable. Hope everyone enjoys next year off!
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Very conveniently leaving out in the first post that all of this is tied to a salary cap lmao
Replying to @MLB
MLB is proposing returning to a 154-game Regular Season and best-of-seven Division Series
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