@JonBlumenthal

Somewhere in middle America. Just here for some nuanced discussion. Lawyer (sorry). Chiefs Royals Hawkeyes Jayhawks. Insert pronouns here.

Omaha, Nebraska
Joined July 2011
Cousins lays his guy out, he hits him in the shoulder, and it’s a penalty. 🙄
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The fake cause of Palestine is a cancer that destroys every society it touches It is a Trojan horse for Islamism & jihad It is designed to spread hatred, strife, conflict & implosion in every community & society it toxifies Britain’s Green Party is an Islamic terror vector
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I’m not sure what I’m more excited about . . . for the election to be over, so I never have to see the political commercials again, or for Amazon Prime Days to be over, so I never have to see the Kristen Bell commercial ever again.
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The @Royals should hire Mattingly TONIGHT. Of course, they won’t. But they should.
BREAKING: Don Mattingly will not return as the #Phillies’ manager in 2027, per @BNightengale. The team will announce the decision as a mutual parting, and will offer Mattingly a chance to stay in the organization, perhaps as an advisor.
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You never see Christians hijacking a plane and yelling "Praise Jesus" as they try to kill everyone on board.
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How long before the Muslim pilot who hijacked a plane today runs for the Senate in Michigan?
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I’m watching playoff baseball with gambling lines on my screen and the announcers are talking about wagers. But Pete Rose is still a piece of shit, right? Fuck off.
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Why are the Americans wearing pink?? #PresidentsCup
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Why not bring one of the Kids from the Children’s Hospital as guest picker?
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Has any American captain ever considered the possibility that although Scottie Scheffler and Sam Burns may be friends, they play like absolute shit together?? #PresidentsCup
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I hate during the Ryder Cup or presidents cup how they keep referring to “Captain Snedeker” or whoever the captain is like he’s piloting a fucking F14.
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She's got her dad's arm 😮‍💨 Justin Verlander's daughter Genevieve tossed a perfect first pitch!
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I reread this every year. I cry like a baby every year. Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero. Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked. Lisa: I understand. Can they see you? Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake. Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor. Lisa: Are you okay? Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again. Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true? Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan. Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call. Lisa: I promise. Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy. Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.) Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol. Todd: I understand. I’ll be back. Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot. Lisa: What are you going to do? Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out. Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.
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Mandami and AOC sharing a good laugh while the names of 9/11 victims are read is quite the visual
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The only reason Michigan is a tossup between the normal republican and the anti-American psychopath is because we imported an entire population that will vote for the anti-American psychopath. Remember that.
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Perhaps the greatest moment in tennis history. And, like it or not, every fucking word he said was true.
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I’ve noticed that Dems don’t compare Trump to Hitler as much since they started hating Jews.
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Taylor Fritz. Fart noise.
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