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jordan sheek

@JordanSheek

following matt on his shit ass pumps. if i follow you, i either like your charts or im laughing at you.

Joined October 2012
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buttfuck it. every book,audiofile,video ive found/stolen/rippped off in one easy doc. go nuts. drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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darpan (afk)
@darpunn16h
Well, well, well, how the turn tables
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Eric Holl@FrederickHollOct 29
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Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) profile picturePolitical Polls
@Politics_PollsOct 28
Alabama Governor: 🔴 Tuberville 48% (+3) 🔵 Jones 45% Blueprint Polling, 695 LV, 10/22-24
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You can’t really hold niggas accountable because women still fuck them How are you supposed to hold a woman beater accountable when he has women to beat? By his logic, he’s doing something right
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Valve had set to always update and dipshits like you would complain its slowing down the pc because its updating in the background. So they turned it off, still a global setting you can change
Naaackers (@Naaackers) profile pictureNaaackers
@NaaackersOct 28
Someone should vibe code an app that keeps all your installed steam games up to date since valve doesn't understand what "update automatically" means.
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To be fair the same could be said about valve and lootboxes
Designated Kitty (@Designatedkitty) profile pictureDesignated Kitty@DesignatedkittyOct 28
Gaming as a whole would be better off if Fortnite never existed in the first place.
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Getting to complain about Obama for the first time in a decade as a conservative must feel so good. Like a partially recovered heroin addict shooting up for the first time in years
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 27
The Wall Street Journal editorial board accuses Obama of being “condescending” towards Middle America with his Cheesecake Factory joke.
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Tammy Duckworth
@SenDuckworthOct 27
Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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Kiaran Ritchie (@kiaran_ritchie) profile pictureKiaran Ritchie
@kiaran_ritchieOct 26
It's really sad that the games industry is drained by a 30% tax on gross revenue. You could vibe code a Steam alternative in a week. Cloudflare egress is basically free. The industry is in desperate need of a distribution platform that allows developers to keep their revenue. Networks effects and the fanatic obsession with "muh Steam library" will make this very difficul. But if devs could actually keep their earnings, we'd have a greater selection of better games and far more financial success stories.
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Maor Shlomo
@MaorShlomoOct 26
Made them use Jira
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Fucking fucking fucking fucking bastard fucking Windows
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The PHP Foundation (@ThePHPF) profile pictureThe PHP Foundation@ThePHPFOct 20
The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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"You guys are all stupid they're going to be looking for complex numbers."
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Izzatologist (@IzzatStatus) profile pictureIzzatologist
@IzzatStatusOct 21
More private keys by the Indian certificate authority have been discovered. These are all small numbers. People are suspecting that they interpreted 384 bit keys to mean that they should pick numbers from 1-384 to use as their private keys.
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Easiest money for a mechanic in the world
Michael Klotz (@Mike_M_Klotz) profile pictureMichael Klotz
@Mike_M_KlotzOct 20
Thoughts on the 2.5l first generation Envision?
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Bi (@Bituider) profile pictureBi@BituiderOct 19
🎉
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Jackson@FrameDodgeOct 19
patent pending
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Hit the nail on the head for new age artist
Antares (@BeastAntares) profile pictureAntares
@BeastAntaresOct 17
Genuinely the single most one dimensional character valve has ever made. Holy shit
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Cam 🌹@CamBamJamFamOct 16
Glad to see Tesla is still innovating; now the greatest hazard to pedestrians isn’t pickup trucks, it’s getting your skin blown clean off your body by 400 bar nitrogen
KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) profile pictureKanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreatOct 16
BREAKING: Tesla’s new Roadster: 0–60 in under a second. It also flies, does barrel rolls, and drives upside down. nitter.cf/KanekoaTheGreat/status…
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the government man
@me_irlOct 15
Get off my lawn – at Bellevue, NE
Ayaan 🐧 (@twtayaan) profile pictureAyaan 🐧
@twtayaanOct 15
genuine question: why does every Windows PC start at the "C" drive? wtf happened to A and B?
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Smileyanna🤍 (@Smileyannaaaaa) profile pictureSmileyanna🤍@SmileyannaaaaaOct 13
Why do y’all get so nervous when a police officer is driving behind you?
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Skill issue tbh
hayden (@haydendevs) profile picturehayden
@haydendevsOct 14
spending $11,000 building up a homelab to avoid paying a $20 netflix subscription
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