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Fuck soft parenting, man. In high school, I once sneaked out nikaenda kununua "kuber." Came to class nikaeka chini ya ulimi, alafu unajua ilikua inashika instantly, and I was a lightweight when it came to drugs. Zikashika bana, nkapatwa na depaa and was expelled.
Kufika home, mum was aware cause she was told. Akaniambia, "Ngojea baba yako msemezane jioni." Alafu my father ni wale majamaa anakuekelea mangumi kama mwanaume, and I was a slim boy, weighing probably 44–47 kgs.
That night, mzee aliniekelea mangumi, akanirusha kwa ukuta, and what I remember, he gave me one hot blow. Nkaskia mum amesema, "Hutaniulia mtoto!" Yeye naye akapigwa ile koffii ya kando ya mkono inaitagwa kumanyoko. Tukalala wote chini.
Mzae akatoka akadisappear kama two days. Third day, alitumia mum pesa akasema nipelekwe shule, and from that day, mimi nikaokoka, never to disturb the school again.
It made me who I am today.
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Atleast now we know who the fans choose as the real GOAT
And that Messi wouldn't be having 9 balons if it were the fans voting
We also know who has the most authentic awards if the Negreira case were to hold
The United version of Ronaldo was poetic
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Imagine paying for a service, the service provider fails to deliver. You ppl disagree and they refund your money back. Only to log into X and see her asking for a stage to deliver the same service she deliberately refused to offer you. It's giving "you're not my target customer"
Kumbe siri inakuanga eye contact. Kuna this older lady tumepatana hapa driving school leo probably in her early 30s. Nimemkatia deadly tukiwa hapo nyuma ya gari while waiting for our test drive turns.
Tumevibe deadly, alikua ananiambia stop looking at me like that Tilil akiblush. Ni venye tu aliniambia ako na bwana nyumbani ndio nikachorea hio stori, staki kuvunja ndoa ya wenyewe.
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Most of the shortcomings we make come from not trusting our gut. Starting today, learn to follow your instincts.
Naona Instagram wasichana mnaambiwa na Njambi Fever m-abort na yeye alishazaa wake🤣🤣🤣ati Marie stopes is giving women a choice over their own bodies😂😂mind you yeye alizaa, akaenda hadi baby showers, and is proud of her kid. How gullible can one be to believe her??
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Homeboyz radio walikuita kukuuliza top scorer wa Manchester United ni nani, vile ulijibu wakaenda break.
Football KE idi0ts are now praying that Ajax and Bayern Munich bring their academies instead of their first teams 😂😂
We don't care! All we know is that Raila Odinga International Stadium is too big to have local clubs curtain-raise its opening.
Kenya now has a world-class stadium comparable to the Emirates. Let the world see what we have built and the kind of sporting destination Kenya can become.
Keep your negativity to yourselves and take it to your nyanyes 😂


























