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Joined June 2009
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I looked cute today. 🥂
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Craziest spelling of menu I have ever seen. 😭😭😭
Replying to @paulyberk
We are just concerned abt walking into a Halaal Wimpy asking for what's on the manue nationality to be told it's Halaal and they is no alcohol so now we must window check signs on a national Franchise...jhoo
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Zara crying while watching the welcoming ceremony the Māori people in New Zealand prepared for her 😭❤️
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being a jock AND being in that glee club does not make u versatile…… it makes u Bisexual
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You will partake in the 7 deadly sins on any given day, but throw a fit at mocktails and a beef rib that has been prepared “against your religion”. Eat your salami sticks chased with Castle Lite, have your heart attacks at 35 and leave people alone.
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going to be a halaal sticker for halloween since it scares you guys so much 🥀
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For humorous purposes I often say “I’m not a swine-eating bastard” when talking about my dietary requirements but damn what a perfect identifier for a lot of people on the TL lately. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
Replying to @Vhoyde
Spur in Sunninghill is halaal so no pork ribs or rib burgers, that's making it exclusive to Muslims. Burger King at Kaylami Corner is also halaal, finding out while in the drive thru and realising we are being excluded because of 1% of the population creates a pushback.
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My South Africa, we have many problems but religious intolerance is not one of them…. This anti halaal propaganda is silly.
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Due to the Islamification of South African food & drink, I will be selling non-Halaal water (for home and business use). I use a patented system where we play the water Hillsong until it starts vibrating, so you know the Inshallah has been vibrated out. DM for enquiries.
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If you eat just one biscuit, you’ll be converted to Islam 😔
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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They rage baited him by agreeing to his accusations, how chaotic. 😭 (Dangerous though, these people will genuinely believe anything.)
Gypsy Crusader has a discussion with two Africans who have murdered white people in South Africa.
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i'm so glad glee is coming back because if there's two things america needs right now it is sunshine and optimism also angels
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i unironically say “oh please she has a family ShE’s A mOtHeR” way too often
Don’t know how they are going to top this scene but okay…
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Heather Morris was Beyonce's main backup dancer who was brought in to teach the Single Ladies choreo for an episode. They decided to keep her around as a choreographer and background extra... At least until they realized she could both sing and act too. At that point she slowly turned into a main character. This is what I mean by the magic of the show being, to a degree, an accident. Like half of the original mains were hired to be something else, or were hired last minute and had their characters written around their talents mid-production. That sort of magic cannot be replicated, which is part of why the 2nd gen cast fell so flat. 2nd gen cast was good, but corporate. 1st gen cast was organic.
she tore tf out of this performance oh my god
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He did the right thing. Your body failing you is your own problem, life ain’t a Disney movie
This consumed me for 10 years. Online abuse is not okay. It has made me doubt myself and my abilities for long enough, it was time I spoke out and let it go! #triathlon #ironmantri #worldtriathlon #ironmanworldchampionship #cozumel
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there are two types of gleeks right now
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his nosey assssfghjkll thats boots on the ground journalism baby
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. 👀 📸: BACKGRID
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Megan is a GREAT cook and posts about the gym constantly. Don’t piss me off
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Happy birthday to the talented John Krasinski, who turns 47 today!
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Women. Famous for not having a urinary system.
Replying to @damekatydenise_
There are 3 kinds of drs. Males go to a urologist. Females go to a gynecologist. Everyone else goes to a psychiatrist.
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OnlyKlans
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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