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Cars. Banter. Living purposefully.

Kenya
Joined December 2011
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Banter aside @itsgearhaus are Goats in road trips . If am not wrong their last trip was the world's largest roadtrip by distance and attendance. They also have fire content in YouTube
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Ile siku nitakuwa naenda kwa msitu alafu inihappenie nihave kurudi mtaa nitalia tu kwanza💀😂
Mnaomba off Thursday from corporate employer mnabook fancy hotels pay day ndakaz Roadtrip imeiva Discovery 4 unafanya mrudi nyumbani 5pm same day with snacks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Landrover juu walahi
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Wait icecream ni Vanilla🤣🤣🤣? Aaah
Ice-cream ametupoteza 😭😭. Went two hours in the wrong direction.
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Showering and buying snacks plus booking hotels just to turn in Mai mahiu is wild .
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Reminds me of someone tulipata huko Muhoroni akiomba food and water na gari limezima, it’s 11am na anasema amelala hapo😭🤣🤣🤣
Leaving your wife ,a daughter A cool ass office Two nice cars at the parking to go suffer in the bush is nuts walahi. But Gotha tena
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Discovery 57km from Westlands . Vs mutina 1657km from kicc 😂😂😂 Buy old cars lads .
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LIGHTING UP NAIROBI
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I quit handling children cases. Nowadays I just refer
There's a JO who lamented this; best interest of children rank last in these custody battles even with wakilis on record and they should know better. It's a matter of winning at all costs. On Kanyari matter I'm sure most of the gossip swirling around is fabricated
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More likely caused by unfulfilled entitlement. No one owes you a functioning country.
Do we talk enough about burnout in dysfunctional countries? The fatigue that comes from working in bare-minimum facilities and watching mediocrity being routinely rewarded. The near-despair that comes from endlessly documenting waywardness that never meets with consequences.😮‍💨
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The real MVPs of today's Gearhaus Roadtrip 4 Recce were @automovers_ke for taking the sick car home and bringing a healthy one, and @BeaumontWest for being a fantastic friend and bringing food to @Kalasinga_ before he fainted. Also, what a car!
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There’s another side of the FAFSA fraud that is not being talked about. The actual victims. FAFSA is a loan. Imagine not taking HELB because you don’t want student debt only to one day walk into a bank for a loan and be told that you have bad credit since you’ve not been paying your student debt? What student debt? You ask. I didn’t even go to college. Sir, our records show that you owe $10k That’s an average Joe fucked.
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This is the year 2000 btw. Rider doesn’t have a mobile phone, Nairobi has no address system, no mobile money. To open your account you’d go to the closest branch and draw a map. Pizza Inn changed the fast food game in Ke RIP Nando’s
Dial A Delivery used to deliver pizza when you’d call them on a landline. They’d ask how much you have so that the rider brought you exact change. Also the rider never got lost.
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Young Okil go to events, network and build and maintain relationships: You can’t sign deals from the comfort of your office.
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Ata nyinyi si mliona bullying hukuwa kwa barabara, after installation of extra fog lights, i use dim option (f3) for daytime but ukiniingia vibaya gari inakuwa mwangaza. The horn is connected stock to trigger the strobe option which is the most powerful one.
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Unpopular opinion :
Personally, me not knowing your source of funds/livelihood is reason enough for me to cut you off as a friend. Zero explanations.
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Microsoft has fired 60k folks. Apparently their jobs can be done internally by copilot, which was trained mostly by them. That's a bloodbath. 🥲
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Good morning from the deepest depths of Mt. Kenya.
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Mbabz retweeted
The funny thing with cars ni utapata hio Landrover Disco 4 ya kina Jevanjee & Ice cream imekuwa tu sawa with zero issues for the last 10,000kms enough to trick them for a roadtrip then Leo inaamua ndo siku ya kuwasex properly😂😂😂
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In Kenya a porn star named Lexi goes on a podcast. She talks about her life as a porn star. women APPLAUDED her. "Queen!" "Empowering!" "Smart!" "Intelligent!" "Her body her choice!" They didn’t care about the trauma. Shame. Suicidal thoughts. Broken family. Emptiness. Future Regrets. In that SAME country, a woman creates a class to teach women how to be wives. How to keep a home. How to respect a husband. How to build a family. 10,000 COMMENTS. Attacks. Insults. "Pick me!" "Internalized misogyny!" "You're setting us back!" So let’s be clear on what just happened: The woman selling her body gets called brave. The woman teaching family gets called a traitor. The woman who destroys herself gets a standing ovation. The woman who wants to build a home gets crucified. Women celebrate what destroys, condemn what builds.they call one path empowering and brave, while mocking the other for upholding marriage, family, and responsibility. And the most disturbing part? They are teaching the next generation of women what to admire, what to aspire to, and what to despise. They are telling our daughters: Be naked for strangers and you are powerful. Be loyal to one man nor your family and you are stupid. When women in a society starts applauding what undermines it and attacking what sustains it, they need to ask themselves : Have yall completely lost your moral compass? The double standard is not a mistake. It’s the point. The rage is not about morals. It’s about agenda. They don’t hate the housewife because she is wrong. They hate her because she proves their choices are not the only choices.
what controversial opinion will have you in this position?
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"Ile loan yako tumekuletea cash" 😂😂
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