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London, England
Joined May 2009
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after watching this, i completely understand why kanye said heโ€™s been uninspired since lauryn hill retired
When Ms. lauryn hill asked, โ€œis it okay if i do a lil sum?โ€ and proceeded to go absolutely crazy.
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under my regime, mumsnet will be proscribed as a terrorist organisation and treated like ISIS
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being wifey material is an insult to me but calling me a dictator is true love
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see, back in MY dayโ€ฆ.
I wish going out actually felt like this
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Every British talk show is some comedian being like โ€œI slipped her the Mickey I did!โ€ while the audience roars and everyone involved ten years later is like โ€œwell there was just no way to knowโ€
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You took a test in an exams hall and had to quote the full citation (author, book, year and page number) of your references by memory. You had to learn things by researching and reading by yourself.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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I can't help but notice the poppy's transformation from cotton to plastic is symbolic of Britain itself.
Remembrance poppies through the decades.
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yeah they do live in a sort of woman-centric millionaire/billionaire commune and raise their kids collectively
Ok Iโ€™m further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, theyโ€™re not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way theyโ€™ve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. Theyโ€™re completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because theyโ€™re hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but itโ€™s kinda radical. Theyโ€™re essentially โ€œpost men.โ€
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Insane soft launching
๐Ÿšจ NEW: The Government's "Black Sky" contingency plans for a national water or power blackout - Around 100 BBC staff would be deployed to run an emergency RM radio studio stocked with enough food, water and fuel to keep it running for 3 days - The BBC would broadcast pre-written Government scripts through the studio, including how to ration water, what to do if toilets stop working and which food to eat first (see scripts below) - Radio masts would switch to diesel generators to keep broadcasts going for up to 72 hours without electricity - BBC teams would use satellite phones to stay in contact, with agreed meeting points and backup arrangements if those phones stop working - They would also report from emergency centres across the UK using satellite-equipped BBC vehicles to help keep information flowing to the public - Emergency services would have alternative ways to communicate if mobile phone networks stopped working - The Government is putting ยฃ70m towards aircraft that could restore mobile phone and internet coverage across the UK for over a week
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Protect this woman before she suicides herself with 10 shots to the back from the hygiene product companies
Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang wants to make women menstruate only 4 times a year.
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Millennials are the central time zone of generations
Why are millennials the only generation that seems to know what age the other generations actually are?
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This is the biggest evidence that Woke 3.0 is hitting the U.K.
MILLWALL BOYS WERE ON A BENDER RUSSELL BRAND IS A SEX OFFENDER
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gen z is on tik tok asking millennials how we got home from a night out if we didnโ€™t have uber lmao i donโ€™t even remember omg
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congrats to them, I wonโ€™t state the obvious correlation between the 3 but I hope Bianca Saunders gets the same opportunities <3
Big shoutout to Martine Rose, Rachel Scott and Grace Wales Bonner โ€” three Black women of Jamaican descent now at the helm of some of fashionโ€™s major houses. Love to see it! Bianca Saunders got next!
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Rastas start calling you Empress ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
when you wear your afro niggas on the street think you a community activist
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This is lowkey the one archetype in Britain thatโ€™s enjoying life to the fullest with all thatโ€™s going on ๐Ÿคฃ
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The way Kim looked at her after? Yea this was definitely not in the script ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldnโ€™t ever have happened.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Have you noticed Russell is so stressed by this he's forgotten to speak in his silly, made-up camp voice and is speaking in his normal voice? โ€“ at Hastings, England
Time to bring this clip back to the timeline.
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Well said my smart namesake.
Back in 2009 English singer song writing legend Morrissey offered a stark warning and look into the future for young Russell Brand. Russell looks on trying to take it all in.
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