Business, culture, & security writer for Business Reporter. Corpo jester & PPTX generator. I tell jokes on Twitter to make existence less shit. He/Him.
Fort Worth, Texas
Joined May 2013
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Back when I was a unit commander, I despaired at how little the USAF taught senior NCOs about practical leadership. So I created my own seminar.
Per @LisaForteUK 's request, here's my professional development reading list. /1
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idk about this whole "AI enables attackers to write more effective phishing emails" thing. If AI slop is more effective than you at phishing, you should probably take that information to the grave. Couldn't waterboard it out of me.
A pal asked me how it feels to live in a “blue state” now. I reminded him that Texas is unpredictable; by Christmas things might flip again and legalize orphan meat sales. Best strike hard to fix things while we still can.
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Fabulous chat with one of my veteran pals from the Auld Days tonight. He told my darling wife that her husband’s sense of humour was considered “Kubrickian” by our squad mates back “in the day.” 😁
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I’m 90% convinced that my boss is hazing me so I’ll resign so she can have one of her pals backfill my vacant position.
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Educate your team. Attackers may attempt to trick you into doing an interview on your work computer and this may involve “logging in” (to steal your creds) or “downloading a project or tool” (malware) to complete the interview. This is a common attack, report it immediately.
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OUT TODAY: NIST CSWP 50 - Small Business Cybersecurity: Non-Employer Firms
"The document is tailored to the smallest of businesses — those with no employees other than the owner, or “non-employer” firms as defined by the U.S. Small Business Administration."
csrc.nist.gov/pubs/cswp/50/s…
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Cybersecurity in 2026 is so fun and new and exciting if you've literally never paid a single ounce of attention to anything that has happened in the past 50 years.
Apropos of nothing in particular, now seems like a good time to suggest some Rammstein.
Source:%20YouTube share.google/jKtURWyVodjI35y…
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But when have guns ever killed anyone? We need to focus on the real hard hitting issues facing Americans, such as hypothetical AI-powered IoT toaster worms. Do you really want to live in a world where you can't make toast, because AI?
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🚨 BREAKING: NOW JAVA IS FACING A CRITICAL SECURITY EMERGENCY.
Oracle has issued an OUT-OF-BAND security alert for a dangerous 9.1/10 vulnerability affecting Java and GraalVM.
And the most alarming part? Hackers could exploit vulnerable applications REMOTELY, without a password or ANY user interaction.
Here's what's happening:
→ CRITICAL 9.1/10 FLAW: CVE-2026-91403 affects Java's JSSE security component.
→ NO LOGIN REQUIRED: Attackers could potentially exploit vulnerable applications remotely without authentication.
→ SENSITIVE DATA AT RISK: Successful attacks could expose, modify, or delete critical application data.
→ MULTIPLE JAVA VERSIONS AFFECTED: Oracle lists affected releases across Java 8, 11, 17, 21, 25, and 27.
→ GRAALVM ALSO AFFECTED: Oracle confirms the vulnerability impacts multiple GraalVM releases.
→ EMERGENCY PATCH ALERT: Oracle released an urgent security update rather than waiting for its next scheduled patch cycle.
The list of critical vulnerabilities just keeps growing.
If you operate Java applications or servers, CHECK YOUR SECURITY UPDATES NOW.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
CVE-2026-91403 is a JSSE certificate trust issue with eight compromised eMudhra intermediates having weak keys, enabling potential MITM on TLS if attacker intercepts traffic—not a direct remote exploit of Java apps or servers.
oracle.com/security-alert…
openjdk.org/groups/vulnera…
bnowakowski.pl/psa-java-cve-2…
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Know how everyone says if you see the bomb tech running, you'd best haul ass?
All the cybersec people are currently running. Plan accordingly.
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Everyone get some rest. There is chatter that we haven't seen anything yet. Today was the appetizer. Until Valhalla. HTP ♥️♥️
People need routine just like our pets do, even in the workplace ... especially in the workplace …
business-reporter.co.uk/futu…
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