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Northwich
Joined January 2009
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Kevin Main retweeted
BREAKING: Man United have asked the Premier League to reduce each half to 40 minutes, in a desperate bid to stop themselves f*cking up in the opening 5 minutes.
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Feel for Carrick as he was thrown under the bus with recruitment but his job is to the best out of the players he has and he had failed spectacularly..time to go. #CarrickOut
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We are totally getting relegated and they just don’t care..absolute embarrassment.
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Stop praying to me about Man Utd! Some teams are just shit
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Some of these players could do with a season in the championship..they would probably still struggle!
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Kevin Main retweeted
🚨 Manchester United 0-2 Aston Villa after just 3 minute: Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada! Embarrassing!
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Well this is a new low for these jokers..why have they not all been sacked? @ManUtd
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You couldn’t make this up 🤡 club is finished
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Imagine this in any other industry..”I won’t hire a doctor unless they operate on their friends at the weekend for fun”
From a startup founder: “it’s now a red flag for me if I don’t see side projects on someone’s resume / application, because it signals lack of autonomy. Because it’s now so trivial to build anything on the side, vs before.”
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Football…bloody hell
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Yeah that is enough turning this shite off
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Haha..turns out we have decided not to bother with a defence tonight
Goal. The away side take the lead.
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Yay..can’t wait 😂
Your United team for tonight's #UCL clash 👊
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Kevin Main retweeted
Manchester United fans defiant. Manchester United players defeatist. One day, United players will take responsibility, and will play with the commitment of their fans. Carlos Baleba, Harry Maguire and Lisandro Martinez failed to react for Chelsea’s first. Martinez so unprofessional for Chelsea’s second goal, elbow, second yellow, pen, shocking behaviour. Michael Carrick has his flaws but he’s been let down by his players. United fans have been let down by their players. United can change the head coach but they have to change many of the players, recruiting stronger characters. Players who take responsibility, who care for the club. #CHEMUN #MUFC
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Kevin Main retweeted
Diogo Dalot starts
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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Rock bottom..this team are utter shite..genuinely we need to think about sacking them and bringing in the academy lads till the end of the season..this can’t go on
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Cancel Halloween..nothing could be scarier than watching a @ManUtd game at the moment
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Wow..
🚨 BREAKING: Arsenal have been eliminated from the Carabao Cup by League Two side Fleetwood Town. Fleetwood Town currently sit 18th in League Two.
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Think I would literally end it all if Southgate got the job 😱
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Can we sack them all and bring in the women’s team till the end of the season? They are soooo much better that this
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