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Kevin Main

@KevMain

“I will harness the power of computers. Steve Jobs runs through my veins. Pay me!”

 Northwich
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Joined January 2009
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Paddy Power
@paddypower22h
BREAKING: Man United have asked the Premier League to reduce each half to 40 minutes, in a desperate bid to stop themselves f*cking up in the opening 5 minutes.
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Stop praying to me about Man Utd! Some teams are just shit
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Utd Journalist
@UtdJournalist23h
🚨 Manchester United 0-2 Aston Villa after just 3 minute: Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada! Embarrassing!
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Henry Winter
@henrywinterOct 31
Manchester United fans defiant. Manchester United players defeatist. One day, United players will take responsibility, and will play with the commitment of their fans. Carlos Baleba, Harry Maguire and Lisandro Martinez failed to react for Chelsea’s first. Martinez so unprofessional for Chelsea’s second goal, elbow, second yellow, pen, shocking behaviour. Michael Carrick has his flaws but he’s been let down by his players. United fans have been let down by their players. United can change the head coach but they have to change many of the players, recruiting stronger characters. Players who take responsibility, who care for the club. #CHEMUN #MUFC
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Diogo Dalot starts
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@Dominos_UKOct 30
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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@paddypowerOct 25
- Currently sitting 17th in the table. - Captain has been benched. - Losing 0-2 at home to Bournemouth. - Spurs are on a winning run. You can't choose the banter club life. The banter club life chooses you.
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A centre back is playing at right back. A right back is playing at left back. A central midfielder is playing as a 10. A 10 is playing on the left wing. A right winger is playing as a striker. Manchester United Football Club…
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Had enough
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Henry Winter
@henrywinterOct 21
Como 4 Comatose 0. Embarrassing by Manchester United. No fight, no concentration, no tracking, no marking. This is down to the board for poor recruitment, to players for not working hard enough and to Carrick for not inspiring or organising them. Woeful. #MUFC
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerOct 21
A goal immediately after kickoff in both halves. Michael Carrick, The Team-talk King.
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerOct 13
Which Utd legend is next up to be given the interim job for the rest of the season, before they reluctantly give him the full time job, and then sack him when that turns out to be a disaster, and then appoint Carrick as the interim manager again.
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerOct 11
Listen, say what you like about the Man City charges, the Premier League really needs to investigate a club paying €250m for Wirtz and Barcola
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Nick Harris@sportingintelSep 29
Oasis should release: “Sham. Pain. Supernova”
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerSep 29
Tonight’s England XI becomes the first ever England side to include two players registered with a National League team in the starting lineup
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David de Gea
@D_DeGeaSep 29
So we’re talking again…
David de Gea (@D_DeGea) profile pictureDavid de Gea
@D_DeGeaSep 25
So…… Let’s talk. How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔
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someone take City out of the oven they’re done
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David de Gea
@D_DeGeaSep 25
So…… Let’s talk. How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔
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Man City announce new shirt sponsor.
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Premier League champions if Manchester City are stripped of their league titles: 🏆 11/12: Manchester United 🏆 13/14: Liverpool 🏆 17/18: Manchester United 🏆 18/19: Liverpool 🏆 20/21: Manchester United 🏆 21/22: Liverpool 🏆 22/23: Arsenal 🏆 23/24: Arsenal
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