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I am a Reading bus driver, who plays the piano but not at the same time and love a good bit of banter.

Reading, Royal Berkshire
Joined April 2010
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This is the best sound in the world
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How many @BBCBreakfast presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out this, & more, after the news, travel & weather where you are.
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There’s something magical about music. If you don’t believe me, watch this. Sensational.
Dad’s ability to improvise and compose beautiful melodies on the fly has always amazed me. Tonight, I gave him four random notes as a starting point. Although his dementia is getting worse, moments like this bring him back to me.
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It's @SpiceOfLifeSoho I'm hoping it will be able to reopen before too long. I go to the Monday lunchtime sessions there. @Keyboardman88 & his mates from Reading often join me. The great Jack Honeyborne our hero is the resident pianist there.
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The ebook version of my book 'I'm Only In It For The Parking' is available for 99p from all retailers for a limited time. Think of it as a disabled FAQ, with funny (sometimes painfully funny) stories from my not-so-ordinary life. amazon.co.uk/Im-Only-Parking…
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My campaign against the proliferation of cocktails - Justice for alcoholic spirits - is really not going well, it's on the rocks.
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Gandhi, walked barefoot, which produced impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail, & with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. #1pun
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Replying to @craiguito
@craiguito Hi can you help spread the word we have Free activity packs for children aged 4 to 11....
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The prettiest delivery girl ever! Princess Charlotte helped her family delivered fresh pasta to elderly people in the Sandringham state. The staff at Sandringham have been cooking and delivering meals to vulnerable people for the last 5 weeks of lockdown. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Showing our support for fellow key workers and the NHS this evening #ClapForCarers
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There’s an extra bit on next doors fence and it makes cats walk along it funny
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In October last year I travelled to Vietnam to photograph a collection of the beautiful moon bears and sun bears rescued by charity @AnimalsAsia for a special Limited edition book. Due to Covid I'm having to postpone the production but would love to share a few pics of the bears
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Being stuck at home for this length of time I would’ve imagined I’d get really fat. Thankfully, I negated that possibility by spending most of my money on toilet rolls.
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