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Kristian

@Kingsroc

I will use Twitter however I like and no lawyer on earth may stop me.

 The moon.
Joined September 2010
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[losing badly in a contest] guys its not a contest
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The dude who writes Dilbert believes that there will be a "race war" and that when that happens he will be a "top ten assassination target"
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Perfect scenario: you don't want to talk about something and your interlocutor is too self-absorbed to ask how you feel about the subject
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(beholding man on weekend) is that a business goatee or a pleasure goatee
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LMFAOOOOOOO STAHHHP!
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Ideological extremists become angry at an offensive cartoon of their prophet. nitter.cf/independent/status/728…
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@Independent5 May 2016
Republican Family Guy fans are seriously annoyed at the show’s latest spoof ind.pn/1UBabZi
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Overheard in restaurant: "Yes, it was called The Trip and it was with Steve Brydon and Rob Creedon".
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I want to die.
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i'm angry about game of thrones because in school i was a nerd for loving dragons and swords and now people who have sex get to enjoy them
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In the future, everyone will have 15 minutes of privacy.
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Raymz@nraymz29 Apr 2016
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name Which was fine at first, but eventually felt awkward calling him hey man all the time
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a lot of future former artists out there
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In an ironic twist of fate, Bob Marley had a poster of a college freshman named Logan hung up in his dorm room.
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Gonna be a tree in my next life. Called dibs on it already. I got dibs on tree
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I know a lot of writers get discouraged with the process, just know someone out there cares
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*pops out of cake* my knees hurt from crouching
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I know where the most AUTHENTIC (Ethnic food) IS. It's a restaurant I've been to once. The best thing on the menu is what I got that time.
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rob fee@robfee12 Apr 2016
Ted Cruz wears dress shirts to concerts then buys the tour t-shirt and wears it over top of the dress shirt.
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Replying to @Kingsroc
@Kingsroc Ya it's awesome.
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A good magician never reveals their shameful interest in magic
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