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Dallas, TX
Joined August 2013
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Replying to @calottery
It's always shady states like Cali with powerball winners. Bet the delay favors someone there 😏
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an incredible UNO reverse here
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A deer collided with a woman in a North Carolina parking lot before crashing through a laundromat window and running through the store.
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The Angels have announced that Manager Ron Washington will not return for the 2026 season.
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It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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They don’t make episodes like this no more. Smart Guy🎬
My husband invited his mistress to our tenth wedding anniversary dinner, seated her three chairs away from me, and watched me thank her for coming. But the affair wasn’t what destroyed me. It was discovering that almost everyone at that table had helped him hide it. There were twelve guests, including my parents, my younger sister, my husband’s brother, and friends we’d known for years. He’d reserved a private dining room at a restaurant where dinner cost more than our monthly mortgage. Everyone was laughing, ordering expensive wine, and telling stories about our marriage. The woman sat beside my sister, wearing a delicate gold bracelet identical to one I’d found in my husband’s car six months earlier. He’d claimed it was a gift for his brother’s girlfriend. I might have dismissed the coincidence if I hadn’t watched my sister lean over and whisper, “You okay? I know tonight’s awkward.” The woman nodded and glanced at my husband. Something cold settled in my stomach. When my husband stepped outside to take a call, I followed him into the hallway. “How long?” I asked. His expression changed immediately. “Please don’t do this here.” That was all the confirmation I needed. “How long?” I repeated. “Almost two years,” he admitted. I stared at him. “And they know?” He didn’t answer. When I walked back into the room, nobody asked why I’d been crying. My mother simply reached across the table, squeezed my hand, and whispered, “Sweetheart, just get through dinner.” I realized then that she wasn’t comforting me. She was asking me to cooperate.
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I just saw maybe the worst bump ever on ig reels
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Replying to @HaterReport
Jack would put Hart in his pocket
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Victory Tuesday
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on february 11th, we will honor the one & only muggsy bogues. 🐝 press release: on.nba.com/4zY6fJ3 | @MuggsyBogues
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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The Charlotte Hornets on Feb. 11 are retiring the No. 1 jersey of Muggsy Bogues, the shortest player in NBA history at 5-foot-3. Bogues spent 10 of his 14 NBA seasons in Charlotte (1988-1998) and is the franchise leader in assists, steals and minutes.
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Bro... one of the most evil children I've seen
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こんなダンクNBAでも見たことないんだけど、、、 計り知れないなこのルーキーは。
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Rally attendee to Trump: “Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!” Crowd: “USA! USA! USA!”
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LeBron’s handshake with Dean Wade is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than the ones with the rest of his teammates. I’M CRYING 😂😂😂
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Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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Watch how easily your brain gets TRICKED into spending money.
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I shouldn’t be laughing at this… 💀 They were supposed to lift him just 10 feet, but the crane lifted him 100 feet instead. Poor guy fainted up there.
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Almost sent her to Triton omg 😭😭😭😭😭
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