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Wahoo, Nebraska, USA
Joined July 2011
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Perhaps no single better change could be made to the world than to get this money out of politics and elections and into actual philanthropy, employing people to do good work in their communities.
OFFICIAL NEW YORK TIMES LIST OF THE BIGGEST MIDTERMS DONORS: 1. Elon Musk, $446 million 2. Dick + Liz Uihlein, $150 million 3. One Nation, $138 million 4. Marc Andreessen + Ben Horowitz, $116 million 5. Jeff Yass, $110 million 6. Majority Forward, $104 million 7. George + Alex Soros, $103 million 8. House Majority Forward, $97 million 9. Mike Bloomberg, $85 million 10. Ripple Labs + Chris Larsen, $73 million 11. Miriam Adelson, $68 million 12. American Action Network, $64 million 13. Coinbase, $55 million 14. Paul Singer, $54 million 15. Cameron + Tyler Winklevoss, $53 million 16. Greg + Anna Brockman, $50 million 17. American Prosperity Alliance, $48 million 18. Koch Inc., $47 million 19. Reid Hoffman, $42 million 20. Economic Opportunity Fund, $42 million
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I do not want KPJ on my team. Full stop.
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The New York Times News Quiz, October 30, 2026, had to taunt me personally by putting the Rockies as an option nytimes.com/quiz/2026/10/30/…
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Goddamn, I might go see it again
You have spoken. KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS is now available to play in theaters indefinitely — if it’s not playing near you, call your local theater and demand it. Get tickets now: thedevils.movie
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After listening to podcasts at 1.25 for so long, everyone sounds a little bit drunk when I listen at normal speeds
Replying to @Srirachachau
1.25 for me. It sounds like everyone is talking slightly faster but still normal. It’s nice.
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People who don't immediately recognize this as AI and who are comparing it to Cormac McCarthy are now in a different stratification of literacy than those who do clock it
Just started Alice Cooper's autobiography. Already I can tell its going to be excellent. This is NOT going to be the usual "wild men live crazy" rock & roll read.
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This block is so nuts. No idea how he covers that space.
Trevon Brazile blocks his second (!!!!) three-pointer
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Cannot stop laughing at this. Oh, really!? You don't say!?!?
The Denver Nuggets are fielding inquiries on center Zeke Nnaji and have engaged with teams in recent days regarding the former 22nd overall pick in the 2020 NBA Draft, league sources tell @TheConsensusNBA. Denver is willing to explore the trade market for Nnaji.
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We're back for real
Injury Report ahead of tomorrow's game against the Pelicans: QUESTIONABLE: Alpha Diallo (Right Wrist Sprain) OUT: Cam Johnson (Right Ankle Sprain) Spencer Jones (Bilateral Hamstring Injury Management) Julian Strawther (Left Knee Sprain)
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My personal hunch: if you're looking for upsets, they're more likely to be in places w/ lots of secular whites & independents (i.e. the Midwest) than in the Deep South. Not totally unrelated: my lunch locale today.
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Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
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Sixers gonna need Embiid to move better than this on defense
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It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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I'm just glad I've broken the generational curse and my kids don't care about football at all
The existential crisis of Nebraska football fandom
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The whole point of art, in fact the point of engaging with another person's thoughts in any capacity, is to expand your very limited individual perspective on the world, not to live in a tiny box perfectly catered to your adolescent personal tastes
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Vangelis composing for BLADE RUNNER (1981)
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One way the iffy vibes around this change could immediately change: a healthy AG who delivers on a promising start to last season and finds himself in the all-star conversation. Jamal had his year. Maybe time for AG to have his?
Aaron Gordon has been the main character through training camp and two preseason games. That's music to every Nuggets fan's ears. He's still the 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑳 of this team. ✍️ @BrendanVogt 🔗 thednvr.com/nuggets/standout…
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Feels like the shooter always blows the shot after a banger like this one. So hat tip to Cam for draining it and completing the highlight.
Jok is ALREADY doin' this kind of stuff...
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Is this an optical illusion, or did that kick go in?
IT'S NO GOOD 😱 Pitt defeats Virginia Tech in Blacksburg 😯
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