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"Hey, if you guys are scared of some Abnormality or Distortion, leave it to us! We'll kick their butts." (PINNED POST+π§΅)
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//the first distortion review was pretty popular! Hoping the next one gets over 100 likes! Debating on who I should review next...
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Lil' teaser for the next weapon I'll be reviewing! This one's NOT from a Workshop, saddly... Can ya guess which one it is?!
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Heello everyone to ππ°π³π¬π΄π©π°π± ππ¦π’π±π°π―π³πΊ ππ¦π·πͺπ¦πΈ!! And for once I'm π’π€π΅πΆπ’πππΊ talkin' about a Workshop Weapon!βThe Allas Workshop Spear! Suggested by @/Peasdtomeetyou!
I'm super excited since Allas is one of my favorite Workshops!!!
"I was REALLY scared of this... But I'm not gonna sit here and cry when there's more pressing matters at hand! I'm serving you a buffet of fresh ASS-KICKING and it's ON THE HOUSE!! BRING IT!!!"
David. You know what's going to happen to you, David. You know what I'm going to do to you, David. You're not getting out of this, David. You will feel my wrath, David.
Replying to @curiouschild__
I SAID MOVE!
<He threw curious child off his arm, however his mantis blades activated subconsciously, slashing CC in the stomach.>
Get lost.
<His voice was distorted, as if he was losing it.>
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And finally, the conductor himselfβ The Blue Reverberation, Argalia. A distortion that views distorting as a blessing, and wishes to gift it to the rest of the City.
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The clarinet, The 8 o'Clock Circus, Oswald. A distortion born from abandoning hopes and expectations, living purely in the 'now'.
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YO, CHAT! WE'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER DAILY BULLSHIT REVIEW! TODAY, WE GOT TWO SPECIAL GUESTS: DER FREISCHΓTZ AND MAGIC BULLET OUTIS!!
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{π«οΈ} Forgive me if the presentation is lackluster, but we don't exactly have the luxury of time.
It's been a while since I've done one of these, hasn't it? Over the course of the last week, I've been doing reconnaissance on a particularly tricky group we've had to deal with.
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Starting with the one assigned the role of the pipe organ, Yesterday's Promiseβ Pluto. A distortion born from false promises and veiled fine prints, now the one on the other side of the deal as the supposed 'benefactor'.
Hey, Y'all! It's Ezra!!! I'm finally here with my new debut; Distortion reviews!!! We'll be reviewing distortions of all kinds so the city and everyone else can learn about this strange phenomenon!
Today's review: the popular "TIME RIPPER" from District T!
The origins of the Time Ripper's distortions are tragic too.. I would also feel that way if I had to see a loved one die due to the unfair rules of T corp. It doesn't excuse what he did, but I can understand it!
Oh, yeah! For those who want all the information...
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Team leader and I made a more "factual" document about this particular Distortion!!!
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WE'RE BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS! WELCOME TO DAILY BULLSHIT, THE SHOW WHERE I REVIEW WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA REVIEW!
TODAY WE GOT MY BELOVED KK RODION, SECOND ONLY TO [][][][][] AND ISHMAEL
AND AS Y'ALL CAN FUCKIN' SEE, WE GOT A NEW RECORDING SETUP TODAY! SO WELCOME TO MY DESKTOP
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If you want some reviews to fill your heart... Check @Hthcl1ff and @LCDworkshop! They're doing reviews of other stuff, too! I bet they'll do it as good or even better as myself! Go show 'em some love!























