π»π²π³β πΆππ°π³π΄ πΉ π΅πΈππ΄π | Sidekick to Detective Moses!! { DISTORTION DETECTIVE } Workshop specialist!! (MVRP) (not affiliated with project moon)
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Lil' teaser for the next weapon I'll be reviewing! This one's NOT from a Workshop, saddly... Can ya guess which one it is?!
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Heello everyone to ππ°π³π¬π΄π©π°π± ππ¦π’π±π°π―π³πΊ ππ¦π·πͺπ¦πΈ!! And for once I'm π’π€π΅πΆπ’πππΊ talkin' about a Workshop Weapon!βThe Allas Workshop Spear! Suggested by @/Peasdtomeetyou!
I'm super excited since Allas is one of my favorite Workshops!!!
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And finally, the conductor himselfβ The Blue Reverberation, Argalia. A distortion that views distorting as a blessing, and wishes to gift it to the rest of the City.
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The clarinet, The 8 o'Clock Circus, Oswald. A distortion born from abandoning hopes and expectations, living purely in the 'now'.
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YO, CHAT! WE'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER DAILY BULLSHIT REVIEW! TODAY, WE GOT TWO SPECIAL GUESTS: DER FREISCHΓTZ AND MAGIC BULLET OUTIS!!
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{π«οΈ} Forgive me if the presentation is lackluster, but we don't exactly have the luxury of time.
It's been a while since I've done one of these, hasn't it? Over the course of the last week, I've been doing reconnaissance on a particularly tricky group we've had to deal with.
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Starting with the one assigned the role of the pipe organ, Yesterday's Promiseβ Pluto. A distortion born from false promises and veiled fine prints, now the one on the other side of the deal as the supposed 'benefactor'.
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WE'RE BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS! WELCOME TO DAILY BULLSHIT, THE SHOW WHERE I REVIEW WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA REVIEW!
TODAY WE GOT MY BELOVED KK RODION, SECOND ONLY TO [][][][][] AND ISHMAEL
AND AS Y'ALL CAN FUCKIN' SEE, WE GOT A NEW RECORDING SETUP TODAY! SO WELCOME TO MY DESKTOP
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If you want some reviews to fill your heart... Check @Hthcl1ff and @LCDworkshop! They're doing reviews of other stuff, too! I bet they'll do it as good or even better as myself! Go show 'em some love!
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Ahem.
Good morning, afternoon, or evening.
It appears we shall commence the lesson despite these circumstances. Perhaps I shall be given a proper camera later.
Today's lesson will have us discuss the topic of Cubism, the winner of the last poll.
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Ahem. If you would please excuse the absence of posting on my end, this past week has been quite the adventure.
Long story short, the House was raided, everyone is dead except me, Albina, and that annoying child of Matthias.
They gave me a phone for good behavior.
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Welcoooomeeee eveeryoooneeee!!! To!! ππ°π³π¬π΄π©π°π± ππ¦π’π±π°π―π³πΊ ππ¦π·πͺπ¦πΈ!! Your favorite series ever!
Today's NOT Workshop Weapon is actually a Relic... So you already know it's powerful...
It's the Lævateinn! Suggested by @/TheHollowMane!
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Welcome everyfan toooo~~ ππ°π³π¬π΄π©π°π± ππ¦π’π±π°π―π³πΊ ππ¦π·πͺπ¦πΈ!!! Today's weapon has been choosen randomly between your suggestions, and it's Kai Lazurai's Azure Pinwheel!
It was suggested by~~ @/KaiOfTheCity! Congrats!
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I'll go to sleep! But, I wanted to do a lil' sneak peek for tomorrows review! This weapon's not from a Workshop, so I'm a little nervous to review it, hehehe...
Can you guess what weapon it is!? I'll give ya cookies!!
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Come one come all?... for in celebration of me, Xia Qingyu hitting 100 followers-
This script is far too juvenile and unbefitting of me, you do it instead.
//AHEM!!!! IM HOSTING A RAFFLE AS THANKS FOR HITTING 100 FOLLOWERS, HAVE THE CHANCE TO WIN A HEADSHOT FROM ME!!!-
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This is Moses, LCD, with Ezra. We're currently approaching Elevator B3. The only things we've run into so far are breached Peccatula.
[She spoke through the communication device.]
The signal will only get worse the farther we go out, so be careful. Over.
