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I’m a gaudy motherfucker and you can never take that away from me.

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Joined August 2017
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A group of men is called a joke.
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Can someone at @Microsoft please figure why Teams is working and fix the issue?
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Homework goes like: Me: you have to describe 2 things about the titanic 8: uhh I don’t know, it’s a stupid ship Me: 8: I don’t KNOW Me: Say that you can’t answer this ? bc ur brain is at the bottom of the ocean 8: 😑 Me: …much like the titanic 8: MOM you’re not funny!
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An Etsy shop owner is probably up right now designing an Outlook Shutdown 2026 Christmas ornament on her cricut.
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What my bank account balance is the day before payday is between The Bank of America and God.
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Case@Cactuscali1991219h
WHO IS HAVING AN AFFAIR AT MICROSOFT OUTLOOK??
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Coworker: hey do you mind if I eat this cookie in your bag? Me: sure honey, take it Also me: ugh, sorry, calling 8 honey is a habit lol Her: nobody calls me honey since my mom died, so I love it Ugh 😭 I’ll always call her honey from now on
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AndieIsOnline@AndieIsOnlineNov 10
Replying to @barbarismcrit
it's Gen X gray and millenials just live there. ask me how I know 😭
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Someone I know just did a big tribute to their dad’s 70th birthday with 5 pics of just…her…in her 20’s at a club. Go off, queen!
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A cool thing about coaching is a mom will tell you right to your face that the kid you’ve been cheering with all night has noro.
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Dap 🦍@theDapperillaNov 10
If your phone keeps listening to you talk, you're literally pawning yourself to big corps by not being a pathological liar like me. I'm getting a john deere ad right now for my farm that never ever existed.
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayNov 8
We haven’t seen guys with the word Patriot in their bio this upset since last Tuesday
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@omgsidewalksNov 8
Talarico said this: “The reason poverty exists is not because we can't feed the poor it's because we can't satisfy the rich.” And he is so right.
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Idk what this says about me, but it’s probably nothing good 😂
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The person who invented the snooze button probably had rampant, undiagnosed adhd and thank god for them and their invention 😂
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@slater57649Nov 9
Whoever invented the snooze button should go to prison. Nine minutes at a time.
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My body was built for field work. I’d have been the best potato farmer Ireland has ever seen.
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The school handed out yard signs that say “home of a *insert school and mascot here*” and I’ll honestly be damned if I put this in my yard! How unsafe can you possibly get?
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayNov 9
I’m so envious of people who can reread their favorite books over and over. I pretty much know where Waldo is on every page at this point so the challenge is basically gone for me.
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When in doubt, make plans to get triple dippers at chilis with your friends and everything will feel better.
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Omg the Charlie Kirk hot sauce website is literally kirkshotsauce dot com 💀💀💀
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C@NumberOneCuNov 9
Replying to @hey_im_babe
“I want a trad wife who cooks, cleans, has a lot of babies, and never complains. I also want her to work a full-time job.” Men will always have the audacity even when they have literally nothing else.
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