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@theDapperilla

i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.

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I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.
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@ElonAltmanNov 11
Huangdoing
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Coachella sucks because it isn't my Spotify
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@meyechelgossipsNov 11
This Coachella 2027 Line-Up Sucks Red- Unknown Artists Yellow- Artists to Watch Green- Known Artists
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Filled my void for snacks with another dinner
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If your phone keeps listening to you talk, you're literally pawning yourself to big corps by not being a pathological liar like me. I'm getting a john deere ad right now for my farm that never ever existed.
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Grace
@gracecamille_Nov 9
cheating on ur wife with no prenup at that net worth has to feel good af... like adrenaline junkie shit
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainmentNov 9
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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mildly mad@mad_catteryNov 9
At this point I would live in a utility closet if utilities were included
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Work is just a giant improv class, just keep saying yes and
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it’s Diwali, the one night where brown people can get away with setting off explosives without consequences
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@Motor1comNov 6
BREAKING: The Tesla Cybertruck is dead. Elon Musk said production will wind down mid 2027 to make room for Cybercab production.
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mildly mad@mad_catteryNov 6
For awhile I was too depressed for twitter but now I'm even more depressed so I'm back
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Orbis@_heral_fogNov 4
RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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luigi mangione we busting you out brother sit tight i’m otw
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Eden Dranger
@Eden_EatsNov 5
All cybertrucks will be melted down to build abortion clinics.
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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The upcoming inquisitions
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Ricky@PrettyGoodSamNov 4
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaaa
verdant gel (@verdant_gel) profile pictureverdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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Weird name
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Scoob@ScoobydouchebagNov 4
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Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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The Rosa Parks Data Centre 🫶
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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Another banger I’m afraid.
Investing Addict (@InvestingAddict) profile pictureInvesting Addict
@InvestingAddictNov 4
Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.
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