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Local Historian

@LMFHistorian

Still have an answering machine | Don't call me

 Alcova, Wyoming
Joined October 2011
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Some car dealer in the DFW metro should dedicate his fortune into taking over the Salvation Army and turning it into an American friekorps.
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"Idk doc I just don't think I'll ever become Hitler"
vitus (@vitusss_) profile picturevitus@vitusss_Nov 4
Hitler lived in a hostel selling postcards in his early 20s. Stalin was a deadbeat dad in prison at age 32. Khomeini was a noname cleric until age 60 Never lose hope
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Replying to @qualitylearnc
I don’t know why my ancestors were fighting these people for a thousand years We could have done great things together
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It's called total war, it's called total mammalian supremacy. It's called high-altitude B-52 raids & ditch swimming with knives. It's called space genocide. It's called we paint the sky with their blood. It's called the boneyard of sin. It's called Enjoy Hell Space Faggots
Red Panda Koala (@RedPandaKoala) profile pictureRed Panda Koala
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Don’t get on the ships anon
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Prophecy fulfilled
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The fattest woman in HR is getting up early tomorrow to have engagement pictures taken in a cemetery.
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It's friday
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"You've had a rough week, have a Miller to take the edge off."
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Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) profile pictureKyle Cheney
@kyledcheney20h
Trump names Stephen Miller chief of staff, succeeding Susie Wiles There are few officials in the administration more closely associated with the Trump policies/demeanor that led to Tuesday's midterms rebuke. So this is a very instructive move.
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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump appoints Stephen Miller as White House chief of staff, replacing Susie Wiles.
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@cimmerian_vNov 6
May you blow out your flip-flop And step on a pop top
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Waiting for the courthouse to open, standing on the corner jawing on the phone to a buddy about his upcoming divorce ("We're putting #3 on the board 'ol son") and I watch a woman open mouth tongue kiss her pitbull through the back window of her Kia.
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Rocky
@viperwaveNov 6
Being a postal worker is nice in the sense that half the people you work with are also failure to launch autist types. Its the Army if you don't want to kill anybody.
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I think we're in much worse straits than anyone admits. Blood is in the water w/ Don, the Navy neck-deep in a Middle East adventure that's actively destabilizing enemy & ally alike, & our proxy war on Europe's front porch has spooled-up Russia into a total war economy.
Paul (@WomanDefiner) profile picturePaul
@WomanDefinerNov 6
All the terrible crap that's about to happen to America is the GOP's fault for refusing to do what voters wanted and fight back. No one in leadership should be allowed to remain politically active.
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Everybody, domestic & foreign politics alikes, wants their piece of what's coming & nobody wants to wait for it. It almost makes Rona feel quaint, because that was only one ~thing~. This set of affairs is beginning to border more than what we can handle, maybe ever could handle.
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@detroitsuxNov 5
The Detroitization of America. That’s what’s happening. You don’t need to look to Brazil or South Africa. We’ll be Detroit.
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@LMFHistorianNov 4
The median American taxpayer has been fucked six ways from Sunday their entire lives. They can see the the corruption & graft piling up to their eyeballs. It's perfectly sensible for their politics to be schizophrenic, societal norms have taken far more than they could ever give
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"The 19th amendment gave voting rights to the TV."
Jim Strabo (@JimStrabo) profile pictureJim Strabo
@JimStraboNov 4
The 19th amendment gave voting rights to the TV.
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