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Lamont Price

@LPizzle

Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones

 Somewhere in my head
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Joined February 2009
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Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for @BostonMagazine. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!? bostonmagazine.com/travel/be…

The Five Best Amusement Parks in New England, Ranked

A highly scientific ranking taking into consideration rides, food, and theme songs.

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I wonder if @itsmckennalynn is any good at Connect 4
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Lemme do a puzzle
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"What, he can't jump out of the chair? How long does that take? Here, look at this. Here, watch. Criminals! Boom! I'm up! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
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Thinking about rocking a faux turtleneck this month
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You can talk shit directly to Michael Myers' face on November 1st and he won't do shit
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Just to be clear, Halloween is a CHOCOLATE holiday
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Does that costume turn the air conditioning off when it gets to Roxbury Crossing?
Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) profile pictureOnly In Boston
@OnlyInBOSOct 31
There's someone biking around Boston and Somerville this weekend dressed as the Orange Line on fire for Halloween. 🧡

A Video From @olivia.shp @delcampo22

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Strangely this is my childhood
Only In Boston (@OnlyInBOS) profile pictureOnly In Boston
@OnlyInBOSOct 31
The most Boston Halloween costume of all time. 📸: @shannentierney
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Mine looked just like this lol #80skid #Halloween
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Lamont Price (@LPizzle) profile pictureLamont Price@LPizzleOct 31
Replying to @Lizzs_Lockeroom
I don't think I've ever seen a Casper before lol
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This is my band #Halloween
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Welcome to the only day of the year you can see a Jason Voorhees with big ass titties #HappyHalloween
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Me in the 80s 🎃👻🤣
Lamont Price (@LPizzle) profile pictureLamont Price@LPizzleOct 30
Just remember to trick-or-treat with a PILLOWCASE!
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Top 5 Halloween Costumes I Wore Growing Up Ranked 🎃👻 1. Wonder Woman (1st grade) 2. Casper (3rd grade) 3. Sheila E. (6th grade) 4. The Good Witch (4th grade) 5. A Princess (5th grade) @LPizzle
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All Hallows, nackas 🎃
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Must watch Halloween sitcom episodes at random 1. Martin - The Night He Came Home 2. Newhart - Take Me To Your Loudon 3. Clueless - Scream, Murray, Scream 4. Community - Epidemiology 5. The Jeffersons - Now You See It, Now You Don't
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Just remember to trick-or-treat with a PILLOWCASE!
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I may have a few hockey masks
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I've never seen this... You @LPizzle ?
RetroNewsNow (@RetroNewsNow) profile pictureRetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 29
🎃'Halloween Is Grinch Night' first aired 49 years ago, October 29, 1977, on ABC
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