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Lamont Price

@LPizzle

Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones

 Somewhere in my head
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Joined February 2009
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Mine looked just like this lol #80skid #Halloween
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Lamont Price (@LPizzle) profile pictureLamont Price@LPizzleOct 31
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I don't think I've ever seen a Casper before lol
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Me in the 80s 🎃👻🤣
Lamont Price (@LPizzle) profile pictureLamont Price@LPizzleOct 30
Just remember to trick-or-treat with a PILLOWCASE!
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Top 5 Halloween Costumes I Wore Growing Up Ranked 🎃👻 1. Wonder Woman (1st grade) 2. Casper (3rd grade) 3. Sheila E. (6th grade) 4. The Good Witch (4th grade) 5. A Princess (5th grade) @LPizzle
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I've never seen this... You @LPizzle ?
RetroNewsNow (@RetroNewsNow) profile pictureRetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 29
🎃'Halloween Is Grinch Night' first aired 49 years ago, October 29, 1977, on ABC
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RetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 27
🎃'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' first aired 60 years ago, October 27, 1966, on CBS
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#gottabenc
Lamont Price (@LPizzle) profile pictureLamont Price@LPizzleOct 14
Don't ever ask me why I'm mad. This is just one story that made it to the public view because it happens ALL THE TIME
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Lamont Price (@LPizzle) profile pictureLamont Price@LPizzleOct 14
Replying to @Lizzs_Lockeroom
Get your coins, Lizz!
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@LPizzle
Bite-Sized Nostalgia (@landofthe80s) profile pictureBite-Sized Nostalgia
@landofthe80sOct 13
On this date in 1989, Michael Myers returned in "Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers"! Released on Friday the 13th, the fifth installment pitted the masked killer against his young niece, Jamie Lloyd. BITE-SIZED FACT | Danielle Harris returned as Jamie, continuing the story introduced in "Halloween 4." #80s
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Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum
@MrGee54Oct 8
Damani Felder (@TheDamaniFelder) profile pictureDamani Felder
@TheDamaniFelderOct 7
I am a 34 year old black man and I will be voting Republican up and down the ballot in Texas this November 🇺🇸
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35 years, you fools keithknight.substack.com/p/t…
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Billy Slobin@wbslobinOct 5
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@LPizzle these are all great
Kari Hansbarger (@LadyKdesigns) profile pictureKari Hansbarger@LadyKdesignsOct 5
Do you have a favorite Val Lewton #FilmNoir #Noirror? Cat People (1942) I Walked with a Zombie (1943) The Leopard Man (1943) The Seventh Victim (1943) The Ghost Ship (1943) The Curse of the Cat People (1944) The Body Snatcher (1945) Isle of the Dead (1945)
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Waking up on October 1st like 🎃 👻 #October #Halloween
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Chad Ecto One@HorrorMovieBBQSep 26
“ORIGINAL BROADCAST OF SNICK HALLOWEEN FROM THE 90S” ::missing commercials:: Ugh then what’s the point?
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@LPizzle
Strictly 4 My X’ers (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) profile pictureStrictly 4 My X’ers@Lizzs_LockeroomSep 23
At this point folks are going to be handing out rocks for Halloween IRL
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Sean Sylver@TheSylverFoxSep 21
New Cracked Rear View podcast: The great @LPizzle picks eight CDs for a penny from a 1993 Columbia House ad. Spotify:open.spotify.com/episode/0dD… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Sean Sylver@TheSylverFoxSep 1
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Lamont Price (@LPizzle) profile pictureLamont Price@LPizzleSep 1
I get to be on the homie @TheSylverFox Cracked Rear View Podcast tonight. We're picking 8 CDs for a penny from The 1993 Columbia House catalog!
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"He looks like he about to do all the things your man won't do lmfaooooooo."- @LPizzle 😂😂😂😂
Strictly 4 My X’ers (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) profile pictureStrictly 4 My X’ers@Lizzs_LockeroomSep 1
Looking like a 2003 R&B album cover....
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Men pretending to be NFL players is nothing new. I was at dinner w my girlfriends when a guy asked if we wanted to meet Ken Stabler? I said Sure. My girlfriends watched me let this guy dig himself into a hole. Then I told him Kenny is my husband. You should’ve seen his face.
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Charles J. Moore
@charles270Aug 27
I don’t even be in the woods like that, Smokey.
Lamont Price (@LPizzle) profile pictureLamont Price@LPizzleAug 27
When I was a kid I was like "Why Smokey Bear pointing at ME??? I didn't cause this
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Nick Zaino@nzainoAug 19
If you like stories like this one about The Old Howard and learning about Boston's comedy and live entertainment history, please like, subscribe, and share the Boston Comedy Radio Substack! bostoncomedyradio.substack.c…
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