@LaStefa

“I’m not a scientist, but... wait, no, I AM a scientist” she/her

Chicago
Joined February 2009
Hi I am a woman and having an opinion is bad.
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If my pet unicorn can land his space shuttle on Mars, I will be giving away one living dinosaur
.@DUDEwipes is stepping up with a $50,000 giveaway 💰 If we beat Carolina by 22+ points, one lucky fan walks away with the prize. Secondary prizes up for grabs too! Sign up ➡️ brow.nz/p659
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The Cleveland Browns were so bad on under center usage last week they completely broke the efficiency charts created by @SumerSports
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For NPR listeners this is Tahrir Square
A massive group of demonstrators is currently forming a human chain around the Kennedy Center following Trump’s threats against it
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you’re debating what woke 2.0 will look like while vancouver is on woke 5
SFU is now called xʷtatəl̕ləm ʔə ƛ̓ səltaɬ sme:nt / Xwta7ltáw̓txw tl’a Lheḵw’lhúḵw’aytn.
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so there’s this thing called sand dunes
they shouldve put chicago where gary is
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Retiring and purchasing a neverending sleeper car ticket on this line. Circling China over and over again like it's a delicious and peaceful Snowpiercer until I'm found dead in my cabin at age 99.
Road trips around entire China is no longer a dream. China plans to link G219, G331 and G228 into a 27,000 km "golden outer ring" along borders and coasts by 2030.
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“If we beat Carolina by 22+ points”
.@DUDEwipes is stepping up with a $50,000 giveaway 💰 If we beat Carolina by 22+ points, one lucky fan walks away with the prize. Secondary prizes up for grabs too! Sign up ➡️ brow.nz/p659
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Republicans in 2024: Kamala Harris wants you to live in the pod and eat the bugs and go to war with Iran!!! Republicans in 2026: To support the war in Iran, have you considered living in the pod? Or perhaps eating the bugs?
hahahahahahahahaahahh
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The last time each NFL team started 2-0
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things aren’t bad at all unless you rely on a gas vehicle for transportation or you have to eat food
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MARTIN LUTHER caused PROTESTANT WORK ETHIC which led to THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION which led to the AUTOMOBILE and therefore today's gas prices are the fault of MARTIN LUTHER and his doctrine of SOLA SCRIPTURA
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they made Jed Bartlet a real person and put him in charge of Canada
Mark Carney, "In the heart of Germany, above Weimar, there is a wooded ridge called Ettusberg. And for decades, Goethe walked, thought, and wrote there. An oak on that ridge came to bear his name, a living monument to the highest ideals of European culture" "As the 20th century turned dark, that same oak became trapped behind the barbed wire of Buchenwald. A silent witness to humanity's deepest moral failure. Goethe understood that ideals must be fought for, that values do not defend themselves." "Indeed, at the end of Faust, the old man's last vision is of a free people on free ground. Nödvg, Värdjän, Siegfreiheit. Wie das Leben, de taklik si eroban mus" "Freedom and life must be earned every single day" "Every day" "Every day, not once in 1945 or 1956 or 1989. Every day, including this one." My take: 1945, 1956 and 1989 are not distant history lessons: they mark Europe’s liberation from fascism, Hungary’s uprising against Soviet rule, and the fall of the Iron Curtain. Carney’s point is that freedom is never something Europe simply achieved and banked forever - it is a choice, a responsibility and, when necessary, a struggle renewed by every generation.
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Oh so everyone who said they could do that at any time were right
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially blocked Trump's transfer of 40,000 bombs to Israel.
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today i said that the most canadian thing is shawarma poutine, i was ignorant, i did not know about the limited edition lunar near year's tim hortons mahjong set, i am listening, i am learning, i am doing the work
Someone please give me $450 so I can buy the limited edition lunar new year's Tim Hortons mahjong set
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This Larkin press conference was so bad that black people are calling into 97.1 talking hockey on a Lions gameday.
"I'm going to try to be honest with you guys today and I'm not ready to go there yet," Here is Dylan Larkin's full response to being asked why he requested a trade from the Red Wings
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first in my entire family and hundreds of generations before me to read that string of words
BREAKING: It’s been revealed that the man accused of plotting an ISIS-inspired mass shooting was a moderator of the r/doordash subreddit, going by the username “u/i_love_femboys6969”
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Decade spanning Mad Men style series set in 2000s Chicago that builds towards and foreshadows the Dave Matthews Band poop bus incident like it's the Kennedy Assassination
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some days you'll be thinking the whole world has gone to shit and then they go and find a new cat, incredible
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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The mayor that does this would reign a thousand years
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If Ohio State really wants to prove they’re superior to Michigan once and for all, they’ll play Western Michigan in the CFP and honorably lose by just running out of time for a Hail Mary.
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