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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined October 2019
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could be the new best website
I made compend.org. It's a Letterboxd-style review site for all earthly things. It just seemed like a fun idea. I'll keep adding features if people use it, probably.
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we're calling it Operation 'This Isn't Going To Be A Big Deal' and the higher up's are loving it
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niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets
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pretending to fall asleep in the car so that the uber will carry me inside
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thinking about getting into this whole "AI girlfriend" thing, any advice for a first-timer?
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you can make a friends anywhere...... ❀️
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atheist beach boys be like science only knows what I'd be without you
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If a house still has Halloween decorations up they are announcing their total allegiance to ghouls and creatures of the night and forsaking all of humanity
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a young woman just got on the bus and excitedly tapped a slightly older woman on the shoulder from behind as you would when you spot a friend :) older woman turned around and it was very clear that wasn't her friend :( i would die
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They're probably still making katawa shoujo threads on /vg/ even now.
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Women love going to the bathroom and watching each other pee
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uber driver just started driving into oncoming traffic
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CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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Just received word from King Kai. Patrick Stewart has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
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Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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Fleetwood Mac Dreams playing in the uber while i'm having the worst day of my freaking life
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if something bad happened i would be like okay..........
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