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Shoutout to the LGBTQ community in Ylisse. As exalt, I will grant everyone the right to poop in whichever bathroom youโd like! #equality #peequality
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Not without my tapioca
Ciuld you pick up your grandfather, @GuardianKnuckle? I don't disagree with his accurate statement, but it may be his nap time.
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I suddenly remembered... I have to serve the Goddess her offering of the morning... I hope she will be satisfied with pancakes and maple syrup on top... I'll have to fetch water, too...
Hey, human! @Prosefchomai! Your goddess would like a pancake with maple syrup on top and a tall glass of water. Thanks!
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Yo, Ike here, Iโm gonnaโ be on Hot Ones this week, so please check it out.
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I sure hope The Best Friends like the cake I sent them in the mail. I made it myself! Happy Valentine's Day!
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"To all the mortals out there:
I will be using your souls for my army.
So please expedite your end of lives.
Thank you."
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[She gathered every ingredient required into the breakfast listed and went back to the temple to cook. Upon completion, she realized she had overdone it. The girl shoveled a few spoonfuls in her mouth before giving up.]
It'll have to do as my offering...
[And so it did.]
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[Her walk slowed to a halt in the middle of searching for her next line of work, blinking down at her growling stomach.]
... I forgot.
[She turned in the direction of the market instead. Suddenly, she was craving a heartier breakfast than she was used to...]
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[A small breeze cooled her burning cheeks. The carefree steps of a little girl caused her to move out of harm's way. The chatter in the midst of town silenced an echo of screams and sputtering of a fire.
She went to seek out her next mentor.]
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[Tears that rolled down her cheeks were wiped promptly with the back of her hand, but the hot sting it left in her eyes were not as easy to rid herself of.
Blurred vision centered far beyond the horizon. The place she had pictured was no longer there, and its people were gone.]
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[staring into hands]
I have the worst feeling in the world and I can't understand why.
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"Farting?!"
*A look of deep shock is on his face, followed by a slight frown*
"I honestly find that really hard to believe."



























