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January 2009 in Ilorin, Kwara State,
NIGERIA POLICE arrested a black and white Goat as a suspect for attempted armed R0bbery
Yes, it happened live and direct
Local vigilante group was pursuing two suspects accused of trying to steal a Mazda car. During the chase, one suspect managed to flee on foot, while the second suspect ran into a corner.
According to the vigilantes, when they cornered the suspect, he used supernatural powers/witchcraft (juju) to transform himself into a goat to evade arrest.
The vigilantes caught the goat and handed it over to the local police station as the "transformed" armed robber.
The police officers at the station took the goat into custody. The story quickly leaked to local journalists, and media outlets (including the BBC and local newspapers) descended on the station to take photos of the goat in detention.
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If it was up to Nigerians, they would NEVER have allowed southern Cameroon leave without a war. They could break away because;
A) their politicians were resolved; 9 of the 13 lawmakers from the region has a posture of “benevolent indifference” towards Nigerian politics. They didn’t care about Nigeria, and made no attempt to influence anything within Nigeria.
B) The matter wasn’t up to Nigerians, and their constitutional settlement, due to widely divergent history anyway, was approved by British blessing through the 1954 Littleton constitution. None of the WaZoBia gang had anything to do with it, so saying “AG supported them” as part of the causal factors is ridiculous — AG supported the UMBC too, why didn’t they get their region?
This, as any one who isn’t a dishonest hack may notice, is widely different from the ruling powers dividing the Western region for purely political reasons. We know the reasons were purely political because they didn’t pursue the same policies in their region that was even more deserving.
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Damn, the AG leadership that suffered this were strong people abeg. The country wasn’t even a year old and dem wan quickly put us for slavery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 abolish regional government as howww… government that people voted for oh
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Had similar encounter with someone last week and this is how the chat ended
Some Nigerians are wicked and heartless..
I wish to track him and deal with that guy...
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The first republic was actually insane. NCNC and NPC got power and their first port of call was dividing the western region which was more homogenous than both the North and East. Hilarious, these were insane human beings. 🤣
My best friend japa'd to the UK two years ago, and we stopped talking because she blocked me out of nowhere.
Yesterday, I went to visit my aunt at a private hospital in Ikeja, and I saw my friend working there as a cleaner, wearing a face mask to hide her face.
When she saw me, she burst into tears.
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Seriously speaking, the obdurate attempt to muscle the republican Igbos to maintain the silence of the graveyard is antithetical to everything Igbo. It is not who we are. Insulting other ethnic groups and religions or denigrating others is certainly not the path to Aso Rock.
