Thus properly understood, Darwinism is not very comforting doctrine for fat men.
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In my latest Substack, I answer anonymous questions and celebrate hitting 4,000 subscribers.
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LMAOOOOOOOO tears brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so embarrassing for you. If I were you I’d be very embarrassed sha
Look, I don’t think even Buhari could make a more Buhari tweet
Under Peter Obi’s leadership as president; the Naira will appreciate from ₦1,350/$ ➜ ₦500/$.
The formula is actually not complicated:
He will move Nigeria from consumption to production.
You say how? Ok we simply…;
-Produce more
-Export more
-Earn more dollars
A nation that produces what it consumes doesn't chase dollars; it earns them.
Consumption → Production:
Imports↓
Exports↑
Dollar supply↑
Naira stronger.
A new Nigeria 🇳🇬 is POssible.
Nigga didn’t even know it was an audit, I can’t stop laughing. When you said “NEITI is a government agency just like EFCC” nah there I know say e no really worth argument 🤣
josie “extremely employed” Elewa retweeted
Omg how did I fucking miss this ? He really said his parents haven’t eaten beef in 10 years because of their hatred for Fulani ? I wonder what he will stop eating over his hatred for Yoruba 😂😂😂😂.
Lmaoooo I think that’s enough for tonight jare, people can read and judge for themselves 🤣🤣
Did you know coronavirus was caused by corruption? The EFCC chairman says it, so it must be true!!
Breaking news! The EFCC chairman said it once so it must be true!
josie “extremely employed” Elewa retweeted
I quoted revenue numbers from an actual paper, you are quoting something an EFCC chairman said ONCE, never repeated, and NEVER for once broke down or revealed details. Attached is where I quoted my revenue numbers from, you are quoting a comment said once by Ribadu 🤣
I quoted revenue numbers from an actual paper, you are quoting something an EFCC chairman said ONCE, never repeated, and NEVER for once broke down or revealed details. Attached is where I quoted my revenue numbers from, you are quoting a comment said once by Ribadu 🤣
I mean, I think everyone has eyes to read the thing you posted so I guess people can come to their conclusions on how much stocks they can put on things Nigerias EFCC chairman “says” without any accompanying data. 😁😁😁😁😁😁 maybe he checked it with his home calculator 🤣
Actually because of you I dug deep into this number and funny enough it was revealed by Nuhu Ribadu who used it as a throwaway comment at a UN event in Abuja, which then got reported in a Chatam house report as part of an introduction to a technical paper.
It wasn’t the result of any study or serious thinking so I won’t even argue it, I’ll just ignore 😁
I thought it was obviously inflation adjusted because any definitive claim like that has to be inflation adjusted to make any sense (remarkably, since Nuhu didn’t produce a paper or anything to substantiate his argument, we don’t know whether it was inflation adjusted or not!), the fact that you said it wasn’t made me hunt down the source and now I can happily ignore it actually.
But I have even a better number for you. From 1999-2023, Nigeria earned about 800+b from oil and gas revenue. Do you think that is evidence of an oil rich country? 🙈
Waohhhhh 300 WHOLE BILLION DOLLAZZZ? U don’t mean it????
In other words, two years of South Africa’s projected revenue? Or LESS than one year of Brazils projected revenue?
That was stolen… over… 66 years? Is that it?
And of course it’s already inflation adjusted, so yes that’s in today’s USD.
josie “extremely employed” Elewa retweeted
Mind you, Johnny Drille literally has a song called Romeo and Juliet and it’s not a tragedy. There are so many instances where Romeo and Juliet is used as a reference, to unironically mean “undying love”. Say it’s even a “terrible reference” who tf are you lmaooooo
What a loser
josie “extremely employed” Elewa retweeted
Worked in the belly of the beast but didn’t resign from the belly of the beast, becoming a hero is the cheapest thing in Nigeria .
josie “extremely employed” Elewa retweeted
My cousin who sells outboard motor engines ships his containers from Asia to Onne Port in River State then have the shipment hauled to Ondo State by road. It is way more efficient for him than offloading in Lagos. Lagos port can be decongested if people use other ports.
When people complain Lagos has port advantage over other states in Nigeria 🇳🇬
I find it funny because Onne port in River state is fully functioning and I actually send some of my container from china 🇨🇳 to onne port in River state 🇳🇬 instead of Apapa Lagos
It’s simple Other states is not as developed as Lagos because we have bunch of lazy governors that’s hasn’t done much to attract investors to come into their states just as Lagos did …
