josie “extremely employed” Elewa

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Maybe you’re replying to the wrong tweet, but if you actually saw a “justification” for stealing in that tweet I suggest you buy a book on English comprehension

This is so funny mehn, so hilarious

LMAOOOOOOOO tears brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so embarrassing for you. If I were you I’d be very embarrassed sha

Look, I don’t think even Buhari could make a more Buhari tweet

Nigga didn’t even know it was an audit, I can’t stop laughing. When you said “NEITI is a government agency just like EFCC” nah there I know say e no really worth argument 🤣

Lmaooo this is so hilarious, now you’re worried about credibility when Nuhu Ribadu never once revealed methodology, scope or anything, best in auditing waste and mismanagement and corruption 🤣 like I said maybe he used his home calculator, Genius Nuhu Ribadu, only him went through 46 years to audit oil receipts… or maybe he commissioned an in house study for University of EFCC… wait maybe it’s classified that’s why they didn’t release their “in-credible paper”😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣

Lmaoooo I think that’s enough for tonight jare, people can read and judge for themselves 🤣🤣

Did you know coronavirus was caused by corruption? The EFCC chairman says it, so it must be true!!

Breaking news! The EFCC chairman said it once so it must be true!

I quoted revenue numbers from an actual paper, you are quoting something an EFCC chairman said ONCE, never repeated, and NEVER for once broke down or revealed details. Attached is where I quoted my revenue numbers from, you are quoting a comment said once by Ribadu 🤣

I mean, I think everyone has eyes to read the thing you posted so I guess people can come to their conclusions on how much stocks they can put on things Nigerias EFCC chairman “says” without any accompanying data. 😁😁😁😁😁😁 maybe he checked it with his home calculator 🤣

I actually don’t give a shit tbh, not like you can do anything about it but tap on Twitter

Actually because of you I dug deep into this number and funny enough it was revealed by Nuhu Ribadu who used it as a throwaway comment at a UN event in Abuja, which then got reported in a Chatam house report as part of an introduction to a technical paper. It wasn’t the result of any study or serious thinking so I won’t even argue it, I’ll just ignore 😁 I thought it was obviously inflation adjusted because any definitive claim like that has to be inflation adjusted to make any sense (remarkably, since Nuhu didn’t produce a paper or anything to substantiate his argument, we don’t know whether it was inflation adjusted or not!), the fact that you said it wasn’t made me hunt down the source and now I can happily ignore it actually. But I have even a better number for you. From 1999-2023, Nigeria earned about 800+b from oil and gas revenue. Do you think that is evidence of an oil rich country? 🙈

It’s not mutually exclusive, but what should be the greater priority? 🤷‍♂️ This is very simple, and I actually have high enough hopes for my countrymen that I believe they can hold two thoughts in their head at once. 😁

Waohhhhh 300 WHOLE BILLION DOLLAZZZ? U don’t mean it???? In other words, two years of South Africa’s projected revenue? Or LESS than one year of Brazils projected revenue? That was stolen… over… 66 years? Is that it? And of course it’s already inflation adjusted, so yes that’s in today’s USD.

100m <<<<<<<<<< 20b<<<<<<<<<<200 million people.

Lmaooo see sweet gig 🤣

Person wey fit no see 5%