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strong, silent type

South Africa
Joined October 2012
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Lynette moenie my befok aseblief
Helen Zille will be good for Joburg.
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Do you want us all to be Charlie Kirk or not
"Basic human empathy" starter pack:
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the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.
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Look at Mme Leah's 3 piece? Yerrrr. 👌
I was just fascinated to come across rare pictures of a young Bishop Desmond Tutu.
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The face of a man who has absolutely placed several bets
zo’s reaction to the “have you ever placed a sports bet” question is sending me
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Jehovah witness watching people open the door for total strangers on Halloween
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“Rumored to be her brother.” Okay, well I’m now starting a rumor that the author of this article fucks his dog. I now expect that allegation to be featured in any public statement about them from this point forward. It’s only fair.
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I think it's time the media let's go of this idea of an EFF that is characterised by chaos and misinformation. The party has grown and deeply matured, it remains the most ideologically sound and consistent opposition party.
The reporter was really taking chances. He wanted to actually embarrass the boy. So disgraceful
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DIVA GET UP!!!!!!!!!! It's time to feel good again!!!!!!!!
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“Sync your contacts” Fuck NO
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Halloween 1994, I was 7 months old and my parents insisted I looked like OJ trial Judge Lance Ito so that’s what they dressed me up as.
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Yes this definitely looks fun and enjoyable. I’ve never been interested in trying but after seeing this guy writhe around on the ground and scream in fear i can’t wait to try it
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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Eyes Wide Shut is a comfort film because it shows that even if your man did go to the insane orgy full of beautiful women, he might have not done anything with anyone and in fact was just looking out for their safety..
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I’ve never in my life seen someone who would benefit from a group chat more 🫩
"I am not here to be a resource to be exploited" Amanda Seales called out her man and his family while visiting Grenada, revealing his uncle hit her up to buy a delivery vehicle and his baby mother demanded cash while restricting her from the children. Amanda slammed the situation as "low-vibrational," expressing that a real man of stature would have stepped in and protected her instead of choosing to stay completely silent!
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😭 low key don’t hate this. hearing “yoh!” and “soooorry nana” hurts more than the fall sometimes
I once fell while jogging on a busy street in Philly. I was gearing to reassure people that I was fine, but then realised that no one had stopped to help. I don't think anyone had even flinched. First thing I did when I got back to the house was look up tickets back to Zambia.
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I imagine ofc ☹️
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Sinners is a litmus test on empathy and compassion. They were all going to die and mfs are having colored wars. 😭
Well no. And Coogler addressed this when the movie came out. Xenophobia is coloring yalls interpretation and leading to these racially shallow and simplistic takes. The juke was never a Black safe space, the KKK sold it to them and was coming for them in the morning regardless
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i made up “a naartjie keeps a better secret than a friend” on the spot, and google’s AI overview gave it a portuguese origin, linked it to a proverb and presented it as a south african idiom. it even invented a whole moral around it. google has become almost unusable. this is bad
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He picked up his speed im crying 😂😂😂
Me leaving at the first sign of disrespect because I don't do second chances
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My favorite Halloween story: one year my friend David dressed as Laura Palmer (wrapped in plastic, dead leaves etc), and no one recognized the costume until we passed a drag queen who pointed at her giant fake boobs and yelled "Hey Laura, get a load of these twin peaks!"
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