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Abdirahman Halane

@LionHalane

I don't give a fuck

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2025
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Engineer himself 👍🏾
Xent (@Xentx0) profile pictureXent@Xentx0Oct 29
Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.
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MaashaAllah, I was born five years later.
Mohammed Hersi : Mr Optimist OGW (@mohammedhersi) profile pictureMohammed Hersi : Mr Optimist OGW
@mohammedhersi18h
TBT My young stylish nephew told me about double breasted suit and he thought it was a new style . I happily shared my photo from my younger days 1989 and he was shocked that fashion is going back to our days . To my 80s generation we had it all from fashion to music +++ Alhamdulilah As always yours truly is choosing to remain an optimist
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I will chew her money aki
Lili Lemon🧚 (@muthonyyyyy) profile pictureLili Lemon🧚@muthonyyyyy25 Apr 2025
Replying to @muthonyyyyy
He's been jobless and I paid his rent for 2 months
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Train inaezabeba train?
Nimr (@LostInTheMaraq) profile pictureNimr@LostInTheMaraq7h
Good idea till mvunje my maybach
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Image from William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@WilliamsRuto)
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A lot is going through me 😭
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Every Saturday 🔥
dennis ombachi OLY (@ombachi13) profile picturedennis ombachi OLY
@ombachi13Oct 29
Who has a bike we go for a ride in karura ?
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“shandalias”
𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕭. 2.0 (@Biodunn_x) profile picture𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕭. 2.0
@Biodunn_xOct 29
Am I the only one who doesn’t like shandalias in sitting rooms?? 😭 It just doesn’t look cool to me fr.
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Mohamed Amin@Amindro219h
Replying to @LionHalane
@LionHalane tuende boskey
Tush (@tushwanders) profile pictureTush@tushwanders9h
Few slots remaining for a hike to the longest waterfall in Kenya‼️ Reach out to Dru at +254 713 103 654
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Davies Chumba (@DaviesChumba) profile picture
Davies Chumba
@DaviesChumba15h
"Whether you’re in Nebraska, New Jersey, Virginia, or Nairobi, we will pursue you and bring you to justice"
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Alhamdulillah
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I wish I didn't know mathematics
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Gaddafi can't relate kubabake
Hanifa (@Honeyfarsafi) profile pictureHanifa
@Honeyfarsafi12h
It’s Friday and we get to see tall Somali men in white kanzus 😍
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Abdirahman Halane retweeted
Yobo (@its_ayubdaud) profile picture
Yobo
@its_ayubdaud17h
Kenyans have always been d*ckriding their masters and thinking the white man loves them. Throwing Somalis under the bus , now it's their turn 😂😂 MAGA should turn it up 😂😂 Good luck to hizo changaa dens na brothels along Thika road... #MAGA
Keynaan (@waxiskufal) profile pictureKeynaan
@waxiskufalOct 29
Replying to @nicksortor
Deport all of them to murima.
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Dheeylo iyo half bariis with two bowls of soup
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Alhamdulillah, bibi yangu hayuko Nairobi
GADDAFI 🏆🇵🇸 (@daweed_004) profile pictureGADDAFI 🏆🇵🇸@daweed_00414h
Say less Jombase
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Abdirahman Halane retweeted
GADDAFI 🏆🇵🇸 (@daweed_004) profile picture
GADDAFI 🏆🇵🇸@daweed_00416h
Abuse drugs. They never leave
𝕯𝖊𝖊 (@deeomi_) profile picture𝕯𝖊𝖊@deeomi_17h
Juzi I was in love leo nimeachwa😭💔
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Elham Ishmael ✍︎ (@EIshmael_) profile picture
Elham Ishmael ✍︎
@EIshmael_Oct 29
Kenyans were busy mocking Somalis, but that didn’t age well! Where are all those Kenyans who were shouting about fraud now? Suddenly, everyone has gone quiet!
Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) profile pictureNick Sortor
@nicksortorOct 29
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ uncovered a MULTIMILLION dollar student loan fraud scheme perpetrated in part by KENYANS in America These Kenyans were STEALING American identities, applying for student loans, then sending that money back to KENYA SEND THEM ALL BACK. We DO NOT need these people here. Multiple Kenyans have now been indicted by federal grand juries on SEVERAL federal charges, including theft of government money and aggravated identity theft. American victims — some of which never went to college — were victims of this scheme, had their identities stolen, and their credit absolutely WRECKED. These third worlders are absolute scumbags.
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Mohasik@Mohasik8Oct 29
So when Somalis were accused of fraud, the whole internet was calling my brethren all kinds of names. At least many of them still invest heavily in the Kenyan economy. But what about the people who scammed student loan funds? What exactly did they do with that money?
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Wameeka camera hapa stairs
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