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LordAratonar ☦︎ Malleus Sionistarum retweeted
Ok
I have a wattpad now. It is registered. It breaks the formatting of my open office docs so I'm transferring through googledocs, which seems to work.
I will make a new pinned poast with links, and an announcement when Chapter 27 goes up. Tonight.
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LordAratonar ☦︎ Malleus Sionistarum retweeted
#notmypotter #notmysnape
#malfoid #yearn
There is only one Harry potter show worthy of watching and she does not share power!
Personally, I'd say Hermione is even worse than a feminist.
Hermione is an egalitarian -- everyone should be equal regardless of status or merit -- and that's worse than feminism.
Why?
Because feminism at least acknowledges that there are still differences between men and women.
Egalitarianism says that there are no differences between men and women; so men end up viewing women as "defective men" and women view men as "defective women."
That's where the whole "toxic masculinity" and "toxic femininity" arguments came from.
And worst still?
Because egalitarians insist that there is no difference between men and women, it means you can "transition" between man and woman at the drop of a hat.
And if you disagree with them about it, you're a backwards-thinking bigot who needs to be either re-socialized or eliminated.
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A Winter Night in Hogsmeade
The village of Hogsmeade was covered in beautiful white snow. Warm lights decorated the shop windows, Christmas ornaments hung above the streets, and the smell of freshly baked sweets filled the cold winter air.
Dracaena: Come on, come on, Harry! We should explore! Look at this beautiful winter night in Hogsmeade!
Harry: Hahahaha! Of course, Dracaena!
Dracaena grabbed Harry's hand and practically dragged him down the snowy street.
Dracaena: Look at this, Harry! So many winter decorations! And Christmas is coming soon!
Harry: Hahahaha! You're right! Everything looks wonderful!
The two spent the evening exploring nearly every shop in the village. They visited Honeydukes, admired the Christmas decorations, bought warm drinks, and even stopped to watch the snow falling beneath the streetlamps.
Dracaena was particularly excited about every little decoration she found.
Dracaena: Harry! Look! Isn't this adorable?
Harry: That's the fifth shop you've dragged me into.
Dracaena: AND?!
Harry: Nothing! Hahahaha!
Eventually, they stopped beneath a beautifully decorated streetlamp.
Dracaena: Wow... that was fun, wasn't it?
Harry: Hahahaha! Of course. Look at all this snow. We should be careful, though. Wouldn't want to get lost again.
Dracaena: SHUT UP, POTTER! THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!
Her cheeks turned pink as she remembered their previous adventure.
Harry: And yet, here we are, in exactly the same place.
Dracaena: Harry...
She looked down at their intertwined hands before gently pulling him closer.
Harry: Hmm?
Dracaena: Nothing... just stay beside me, okay?
Harry smiled and wrapped his arms around her.
Harry: Always.
Dracaena hugged him tightly, resting her head against his chest.
Above them, snow continued to fall gently through the night.
Dracaena: You're warm.
Harry: And you're freezing.
Dracaena: THEN HUG ME TIGHTER, IDIOT!
Harry: Hahahaha! All right!
Under the beautiful winter lights of Hogsmeade, the two young lovers remained together, forgetting the cold, the passing time, and everything else around them.
For Dracaena Malfoy, it was the most wonderful winter night she could ever remember.
And Harry Potter couldn't agree more.
LordAratonar ☦︎ Malleus Sionistarum retweeted
We know the aftermath 😆🥰
-Careful, Potter. They say the Devil comes in many forms.
-Apparently, mine has platinum blonde hair and a beautiful smile
#malfoy #malfoid #HarryPotter #MalfoyGirl
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Order of the Phoenix
In Malfoy Manor... Voldemort is reading a letter from Malfoid...
Voldemort: "Oh by Merlin's balls...! DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT! I can't focus with my link to Potter!"
Wormtail: "W-Wait... You have a link to Potter?"
Voldemort: "Yes Wormtail, via the ritual to resurrect me. I have the blood protection his worthless muggle mother gave him now-Any more stupid questions?"
Wormtail: "Well, s-sorry Master."
Voldemort: "Ugh. He's not learning Occlumency well at all! His mind is a jumble! Honestly, Severus is a terrible teacher!"
Wormtail: "Er, isn't that a good thing?"
Voldemort: "YES! In theory! But you don't have to live with the thoughts of a horny depressed teenaged boy! Wait... Wait... He's blocking Severus... Sending him right back into his own mind-Good Lord Severus, all that crying? I was an orphan, didn't see me crying all that much-Severus is fighting back... And... And...!"
Voldemort stands up and throws his arms in the air.
Voldemort: "YES! POTTER THOUGHT OF MALFOID IN KITTY EARS! IT'S SO CUTE! HIS LOVE FOR HER AND CATGIRLS REPELLED SEVERUS! AMAZING! Also painful, ow, ow, ow..."
Wormtail: "So... You're in a good mood, Master?"
Voldemort: "Yes Wormtail! So good a mood I'm not going to Crucio you! As long as you don't offend me in the next thirty seconds!"
Wormtail: "Oh thank Merlin!"
Voldemort: "That's blasphemy, Wormtail! Here we thank Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior! CRUCIO!"
Wormtail: "ARGH IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE GAHHHH!"
LordAratonar ☦︎ Malleus Sionistarum retweeted
Harry Potter and the American Vacation, a fanfic by
@ShamashAran
Chapter 2, Part 3 (page 8-11)
#malfoid #HarryPotter
Harry Potter and the American Vacation, a fanfic by
@ShamashAran
Chapter 2, Part 2 (page 4-7)
#malfoid #HarryPotter
LordAratonar ☦︎ Malleus Sionistarum retweeted
It was well into the afternoon before the man and his wife awoke from a much-needed sleep. The first thing their newly rested eyes saw was each other. Instantly their lips met and for a while they were locked in a fierce embrace. When they separated at last, the man smiled and said, "Finally you're awake."
She sighed in happy exasperation then said, "Excuse me, Mr. Potter, but you're the reason I was so tired in the first place, in case you've forgotten!"
"I suppose you've got a point," the man said, holding his wife in his arms. Her leg was draped over him to keep him close. Her smooth fair skin was like a soothing balm to him and she moved even closer to her so he could enjoy her to his heart's content.
"Husband," his wife said softly, "if you wanted to just spend time with your wife in bed, we could've done that at the house. You didn't have to take me on a trip for that."
"Well I figured we could have a change of scenery for once," he said, caressing her. "And you deserve a nice holiday away from everything."
"I just adore you," his wife said, her silver eyes gazing deeply into the emerald eyes of her husband. "By the way, did you forget what today is?"
"Not at all," the man said. Then with a smirk he asked, "But you did."
"I most certainly did not," his wife exclaimed proudly. She kissed him over and over to celebrate, and after a while she said, "Happy anniversary, husband. I'm so glad I get to spend my life with you. Being your wife has been..."
"Exhausting," he finished for her with a smirk.
His wife nodded vigorously and said, "Exactly! And dangerous and exhilarating and more wonderful than I ever dreamed it would be. It's hard to believe it's only been a few years, it really feels like a lifetime."
"In a way it has been," the man said. "We were different people back then. It took us a while but we made it."
"There's so much I wish I could change," she said somberly. "I wish I could go back and tell you how I really felt...We could've had years more...we could-"
"Stop," he said firmly. "We both made mistakes, but the past is the past. Everything we went through together was worth it just to reach this moment."
His wife gently gasped as the man placed his hand on his wife's heart and he put her hand on his, and said, "This? This is real. And if I had to go through it all over again, knowing you were there on the other side, I would do it in a heartbeat."
His wife's eyes sparkled with joy overflowing. She held his face and kissed him with all the passion she had. The long shadow cast by the memories of their youth disappeared in the fiery light of their love. And in the faraway seclusion of their enchanted woodland chamber, the man and his wife delighted in each other to the fullest.
#Malfoid
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Ladies, gentlemen and yearners of the Manor, allow me to present tonight’s entertainment.
A self-appointed professor of True Love walked into my replies to inform me that a Patronus changes for “one true love”, and that this was “clearly stated”. I asked him, very politely, for the page. There was no page. There has never been a page. So instead of a quote, he gave me a lecture. I have “no idea whatsoever” what true love is. Most people’s love is “nothing more than a habit”. There’s “no point explaining” it to someone as unenlightened as me. Darling, I’ve been yearning for the same insufferable boy since I was eleven. I’ve forgotten more about love than you’ve ever posted. Then I gave him the books. Harry and Ginny: stag and horse, unchanged. Ron and Hermione: terrier and otter, unchanged. Luna: hare, unchanged. Every great romance in the series, and not a single Patronus moved. The only change we ever see is Tonks’s, from heartbreak. The rule is “great shock or emotional upheaval”, not “true love, as defined by Jan”.
His answer? The books are a plot hole. And I “smell shit and call it flowers”.So, to summarise his evening: canon was clearly stated, until it disagreed with him. Then canon was shit. Then he blocked me. In under an hour he invented a rule, attributed it to the books, failed to find it in the books, insulted my love life, insulted the books, insulted my sense of smell, and fled. Seven years at Hogwarts and I’ve never seen anyone lose that efficiently. Not even Gryffindor at Quidditch.
Tonks changed her Patronus for Remus. Snape carried a doe for Lily his whole life. This man couldn’t carry an argument for twenty minutes. He told me I’d never understand love. I understand it perfectly, darling. It’s the thing you didn’t have for the source material. Pearl wants it noted that she has more spine than he does, and she’s a snake 🐍
P.S. Write all the fanfics you like, darling. Give me a stag, a dragon, a phoenix, a very confident ferret. I’ll even read them. Your stories, your rules. But don’t come under my posts to force them on me and then call me ignorant when I say no. I am team peacock, and that’s how it’s going to stay 🦚
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((Author’s Note: My hatred of Hermione Granger knows no bounds))
Sirius: “Harry, good to see you again.”
Harry: “Time for another Sirius talk?” <smirks>
Sirius: <grins, then sighs> “Yes. Yes, I’m afraid so.”
Harry: <frowns> “What’s wrong?”
Sirius: “How is your relationship with Ms. Malfoy?”
Harry: “It’s … going well. Am I doing something wrong?”
Sirius: “No, no. Not at all it’s just…”
Harry: “Just what?”
Sirius: “There’s really no polite way of putting this, Harry. One of these days, you’re going to have to choose between Ms. Malfoy and Ms. Granger.”
Harry: “What do you mean? I’ve no intentions of dating Hermione. Dracaena has been wonderful.”
Sirius: “I’m sure she has, Harry. But that’s not the point. I understand you and Ms. Granger are good friends but… things will change one day.”
Harry: “What do you mean?”
Sirius: “I’ve seen girls like Ms. Granger before, Harry. I understand you’ve been having trouble with Dolores Umbridge.”
Harry: <quietly seethes> “...I told you about what she made me do in detention… but what does this have to do with Hermione?”
Sirius: “Harry, girls like Ms. Granger; they grow up to be women like Umbridge.”
Harry: “WHAT!? YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!”
Sirius: …
Harry: … <sighs>
Sirius: “You know I am. Search your feelings, Harry; you know it to be true. I watched Dolores Umbridge growing up. She was a year younger than your father and I, and she was sorted into Slytherin.”
Harry: “But not all Slytherin’s are bad. Dracaena isn’t.”
Sirius: “No, you’re correct. Ms. Malfoy isn’t bad. But just think about what you told me happened in your 3rd year regarding Professor Trelawny’s prediction about your classmate Ms. Brown.”
Harry: “...Right…Professor Trelawny predicted that what Brown had been dreading would happen on October 16th. That day, she got a letter that her rabbit had died.”
Sirius: “Yes, and do you remember what you told me Ms. Granger’s reaction was?”
Harry: “...She was so wrapped up in trying to prove Divination was a farce that she didn’t care that Brown was upset about her rabbit.”
Sirius: <nods gravely> “Exactly. She didn’t care that Ms. Brown was upset. She only cared that one mustn’t tell lies.”
Harry: “But… surely Herminone can’t be all that bad.”
Sirius: “I’m not Shirley. I’m Sirius. Tell me: if you and Ms. Malfoy were to ever have kids, would you want Umbridge around them?”
Harry: <blushes hard and stammers> “I… erm…”
Sirius: “Deep breath, Harry. This is just a hypothetical.”
Harry: <shakes his head> “No. No, I wouldn’t want Umbridge anywhere near my kids — or Dracaena’s.”
Sirius: “I’m sure the same is true of Ms. Malfoy. That’s what I mean, Harry. One of these days, you’ll have to choose: your relationship with Ms. Malfoy, or your friendship with Ms. Granger.”
Harry: “But I can’t just give up on Hermione like that.”
Sirius: <sighs> “Of course you can’t, Harry. It’s in your blood to want to save everyone. So much like your father — because you don’t ever want anyone to experience what you did growing up — in a cupboard, bullied just for being different. But the truth of the matter is, Harry: some people CHOOSE that cupboard, and are perfectly content to remain there.”
Harry: “But surely — but Sirius, there’s got to be a way.”
Sirius: “The only way that I can possibly think is for some strong-willed man to tell Ms. Granger that she needs to shut her mouth and sit down. … and to my knowledge, there’s only ever been one man ever to do that…”
Harry: “OH, PLEASE DON’T SAY IT!”
Sirius: “I WON’T! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO THINK IT!”
Harry: “So why — you know what? Good talking to you, Sirius. I’ll work it out.”
Sirius: “I’d advise you to tell your friend Ron to pursue Ms. Brown. She seems a sweet girl.”
Harry: “Erm… well… she has had a crush on Ron ever since…”
Sirius: “Ever since when?”
Harry: “...Ever since... Uranus.”
Sirius: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!”
Harry: “NO! YOU ARE!”
LordAratonar ☦︎ Malleus Sionistarum retweeted
The Malfoid Saga now has a new home on Wattpad. I even bullied ChatGPT into giving me some passable covers. But I could do with better ones. Please let me know if you want to contribute to giving us some cool covers. All previous books, and updates will be on Wattpad from now on. Please spread the word. Google link included too drive.google.com/drive/u/7/f…
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