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Not the Cerwin Vega sound system Angry, retarded, and occasionally annoying (per @Grok) Apparently I write Harry Potter Fan Fiction now.

Generic North Texas burb
Joined May 2017
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Writing Lily Potter was the most fun of this project so far.
Harry Potter and the American Vacation, a fanfic by @ShamashAran Chapter 2, Part 3 (page 8-11) #malfoid #HarryPotter
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I guess imma set up Wattpad
Figures I just started using the site a few weeks ago and then it explodes. What the hell happened?
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Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ and ‘X-Men’, star dead at 86 trib.al/1TpP3Rb
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hook your shit up to the internet... ...READ ONLY.
I have a solution…don’t connect freezers to the wifi. I swear IoT is the dumbest idea ever.
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Replying to @BangSwitch5000
Th S in IoT stands for security
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The upside is Microsoft, at current quality levels, won't be around much longer.
‼️BREAKING EXCLUSIVE LEAK: 10/28 Microsoft Company Wide AMA Meeting LEAKED “We are going to be global. And we are going to continue to bring global talent to the United States.” “We want to recognize it’s super important we take care of the people (green card workers).” This comes just 2 days after Microsoft asked nearly 60k of its employees to voluntarily resign in an effort to downsize. The employee who leaked this clip of the meeting to me was one of many who have expressed concerns to me. Multiple Microsoft employees have told me they feel as though MSFT doesn’t give them the same amount of respect and care. Many Microsoft employees are asking why H-1B workers aren’t the first to be cut during a downsize since MSFT claims none of the downsizing is performance based. Employees are curious why American workers aren’t being put first in the United States.
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I hate these fucking groups with the fire of a wolf-rayet star like wr102
ATX NEEDLE EXCHANGE- I confronted the Texas Harm Reduction Alliance, that’s been handing out NEEDLES and GLASS PIPES to drug users in Austin. Turns out they’ve been receiving $5.8 MILLION in city funding, with their executive director acting completely shocked when I mentioned it. I then pulled up the receipts, forcing them to admit they have indeed been receiving millions since 2021. THRA is a “harm reduction” center (similar to the programs in San Francisco and Portland that have led to needles and glass pipes littering the street) they state they don’t use city funding to buy said supplies, however, the city is funding their entire organization and multiple surrounding businesses have complained of the drug users that THRA has attracted to the area. THRA also states that over the last year alone they’ve “safely disposed” of 36,000+ dirty needles, but refused to respond to my question of where all of these needles came from and how many they distributed vs. cleaned up. Their “community engagement coordinator”who deemed me a “fascist” then decided to try and follow me to my car after I tried to leave. Distributing drug paraphernalia to active drug users is illegal per Texas law btw, however, this org has been distributing since 2019.
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Figures I just started using the site a few weeks ago and then it explodes. What the hell happened?
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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Kanashimaseru tsumori wa nakatta Kizutsukeru tsumori mo nakatta Tada ichido dake, kimi no egao ga mitakatta Tada kimi no egao ga mitai Murasaki no ame no naka de
*meme stealing noises*
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*meme stealing noises*
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Unless the Texas GOP gets their act together it's only a matter of time before Texas turns into Colorado.
I just had an insane conversation with a guy who moved from California to McKinney, TX because it’s so much cheaper, but is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation.
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APPROVED!
You Can (Not) Restyle 残酷な天使のヘアスタイル #女体化マルフォイ #malfoid
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OMG I WANT TO SEE THE NEXT PART SO BADLY
Harry Potter and the American Vacation, a fanfic by @ShamashAran Chapter 2, Part 2 (page 4-7) #malfoid #HarryPotter
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I need a gun like that to protect myself from Democrats.
Give me one good reason for people to own a gun like this?
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Sensurround retweeted
Trump and Republicans have done such a lousy job, Democrats actually have good chance to pick up many seats in Congress. Who is guilty? The Republicans are. They have wasted 2 years eating manure and doing nothing except kiss Trump's ass. Sorry if the truth hurts.
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Sensurround retweeted
Someone should petition the courts to keep the New York Times Bestseller polls open another two hours.
A huge congratulations is in order for @DataRepublican and @JoshuaLisec. Their new book Unelected has debuted in the top 10 on the New York Times Bestseller List!
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Amazing. Congrats @DataRepublican and @JoshuaLisec
A huge congratulations is in order for @DataRepublican and @JoshuaLisec. Their new book Unelected has debuted in the top 10 on the New York Times Bestseller List!
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