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Trump and Republicans have done such a lousy job, Democrats actually have good chance to pick up many seats in Congress.
Who is guilty? The Republicans are. They have wasted 2 years eating manure and doing nothing except kiss Trump's ass.
Sorry if the truth hurts.
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Someone should petition the courts to keep the New York Times Bestseller polls open another two hours.
A huge congratulations is in order for @DataRepublican and @JoshuaLisec.
Their new book Unelected has debuted in the top 10 on the New York Times Bestseller List!
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My wife teaches English at a high school in Japan.
Last week, she gave her students a writing prompt:
"If you could be American for one day, what would you do?"
She read me the answers at dinner. She had to stop three times because she was laughing too hard.
"Own a pickup truck. I don't need a truck. I just want to say, 'Don't worry, I'll grab the truck.'"
"Have a garage. Not for a car. For 'stuff.'"
"Buy 48 rolls of toilet paper at Costco. I live with my parents. I want them anyway."
"Get a free refill. Then another one. Then another one. Until they ask me to leave. They won't ask me to leave."
"Water my lawn at 6 a.m. in a bathrobe and wave at my neighbor."
"Call my teacher 'dude.'" (My wife underlined this one. Twice.)
"Hang a flag on my house for no reason. Just because it's Tuesday."
And a lot of them wrote some version of this:
"Tell my dad I love him. Out loud. At the dinner table."
Then she had the class vote for the best answer.
The winner wasn't funny. It came from the funniest kid in the class. The truck kid.
"Stand up when the anthem plays, put my hand on my heart, and look around and see everybody else doing it too."
My wife asked him why he picked that one.
He shrugged.
"Because then you're never proud alone."
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Marco Rubio preparing for the inevitable yearning after the official US Government acknowledgement of Malfoid:
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CBS got CAUGHT RED-HANDED! 🚨
60 Minutes edited out their reporter admitting ON CAMERA she had zero proof deportees were being tortured in their home countries.
DHS brought their own camera and exposed the fake news.
ALWAYS record the media! 🎥🔥
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We're told that if we publish this Democrat's mugshot - she'll sue us to take it down. Our response? BRING IT ON.
Grace Carol Brown 22 of New Braunfels faces a Texas t*rrorism charge after a January fire at the Comal County Republican Party headquarters.
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On Jan 14 employees found a broken exterior window and a small fire that caused only minor damage with no injuries at the Landa Street building which also houses other businesses.
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A Comal County grand jury indicted her in April on the first degree t*rrorism count along with earlier state arson and burglary charges.
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Federal prosecutors later added an indictment for actual and attempted malicious damage by fire alleging she broke a window threw in a backpack containing ethanol gasoline a lighter and matches then lit a rolled magazine and tossed it inside after failing to climb through.
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She allegedly left a note calling the local GOP the Nazi Party of New Braunfels and attacking ICE and certain executive branch officials she labeled enemies of the Constitution.
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Brown was arrested without incident on Jan 22 after search warrants and if convicted faces five to 20 years on the federal charge.
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Political disagreement belongs at the ballot box and anyone who tries to settle it with fire deserves serious consequences if the allegations are proven.
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#PoliticalViolence #TexasCourts
