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Get yourself to the chiropractor, @MayaJama, you absolutely CARRIED the team this series. My robbed Traitorous Queen #CelebrityTraitors
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how your email finds me
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The first person to ever say “[person] would go to the opening of an envelope” gagged CRAZY
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honestly kind of don’t care and I feel like that’s a central problem with this series? Usually I go into the final with a very clear outcome I’m rooting for
🔥 #TheCelebrityTraitors Series 2 final airs tonight! Who do you think will win?
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this app…
Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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this Titanique thing is one of my favourite Housewives micro-storylines of the year
Blink and u might miss her lmfaoooo
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oh Abe went to the gym it’s OVER over
They're having such a good time. #RHONY
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Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”
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look at this diva i found
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How it feels to try something new
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'What’s worrying is how well it can resonate with young women of all sorts living through a rapidly shifting economic landscape.' For @harpersbazaarus, I spent part of my summer finding out about the growing anti-suffrage movement online. harpersbazaar.com/culture/fe…
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Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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i asked for four consonants and two vowels and she gave me M-O-T-H-E-R
Carol Vorderman looked sensational on the red carpet for the Pride of Britain Awards last night 😍 She's like a fine wine! 📸 Mike Marshland / Wire Image
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the funniest move would be to invite them and make them do it together
🚨 NEW: Reform and the Tories have called for Channel 4 to invite Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch to Gogglebox after Andy Burnham was confirmed to appear tomorrow night Tory Source: “It’s Channel 4’s job to ensure political balance”
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Yesterday I was on the same plane as the cast of Glee. Oh em gee.
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can’t wait for the @CountessLuann cameo in the Glee reboot
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Hypocrisy and Bullshit (Glee Cast Version)
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when the reboot does “khia asylum week”
glee worked because it was during the obama era
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