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marketer and photographer in nyc.

New York, New York
Joined March 2008
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Grown ass men doing October photo dump. For Christ Sake, Go pour some concrete
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USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered
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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian
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THEY CALLED US CRAZY AND DELUSIONAL YET WE GOT OUR NICOLANDRIA ENDGAME #LoveIslandUSA
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Nic telling Olandria everything happening with Taylor… yes all according to my plan #LoveIslandUSA
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obligatory #earthquake tweet. quite a jolt here in #ojai.
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they need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. i have to know what goes on in there
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if yo family start fighting on thanksgiving go live.
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I made this in Papyrus as a joke but it unironically looks way better
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do men Sneeze Like That for attention
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the inventor of deodorant was prolly fed tf up
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BREAKING: Account Director All Set To Wear Her “Client Hat” For Internal Creative Presentation
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How your email finds me.
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Sorry but Gojira playing metal in front of windows with beheaded Marie Antoinettes in the Olympics opening ceremony completely fucking rules. 🤘
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The nurse said she needed some urine to test for potassium. "K," I said. Silence. "I bet everyone makes that joke," I say. She's like "In 15 years of nursing not one person has made that joke"
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#CanadianGP 🇨🇦 | American Motorcycle Racer, Mary McGee says she’s cheering for “Mr Hamilton” 😁❤️ Mary was the first woman to compete in motorcycle road racing and motocross events in the United States!
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Opening Figma and trying to find the thing you have been tagged in
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a lot of you need to see this, and buy new AND/OR clean those nasty pillows you have.
Spending $250 on shoes when yo pillow look like a tea bag is crazy.
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A few weekends ago, I got on the phone with almost 20 NYC tweens to find out what they’re buying. I learned that coats are uncool, TikTok is overrated, and Stüssy hoodies (?!) are in again.
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