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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃

@MESanders
 Chicago, Illinois
Joined January 2009
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Frank.Riot 🍉@RiotFrankNov 1
Do you want us all to be Charlie Kirk or not
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokenessOct 31
"Basic human empathy" starter pack:
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todd bonzalez@doinkpatrolNov 1
ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Brett Bateman Enjoyer (DVE)@varshos_goneOct 29
I’m crying bro this is literally their World Series 😭😭 acting like they won it all ✌️
Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) profile pictureMilwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 29
A MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE IN BASEBALL IMMORTALITY
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PCA Hater@PCHate_Oct 29
Brewers ring before pca playoff homerun 😭😭😭😭
Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) profile pictureMilwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 29
THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I bet Craig Counsell is absolutely sick right now.
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Guardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxingOct 26
Been hearing that the Brewers are cheating in some way which is undetectable by cameras & officials, helps both with pitching and scoring runs, and is extremely effective both at home and away. I look forward to finding out what it is exactly they’re bc doing it sounds exciting
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Carlisle
@CarlisleDianaOct 23
I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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arvo färt@arvofartOct 22
I’m old enough to remember when you shit your pants
Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) profile pictureKaitlin Bennett
@KaitMarieoxOct 22
I'm old enough to remember when Bernie Sanders used to criticize millionaires but switched the word to Billionaires when he started getting rich 🧐
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Tom Fornelli
@TomFornelliOct 23
I have never doubted Cairo Santos
Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) profile pictureTom Fornelli
@TomFornelliOct 23
I'm done with Cairo Santos.
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JohnJohn@marieazyyyOct 23
Chase don’t get too close honey, it bites!!
Larry Mayer (@LarryMayer) profile pictureLarry Mayer
@LarryMayerOct 22
White Sox’ Chase Meidroth and Cubs’ Pete Crow-Armstrong on sideline before game
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What is this Duke of earl ass anthem?
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Having to explain to my dad that his Father’s Day gift is ruined and he’s going to have to watch Bears lose in person because a weird looking blonde just walked by us on the Soldier Field colonnade. 😩
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Mr. Reginald Cermak must be absolutely swimming in coin since word got out about the Reggie’s Bears bus.
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Stop fucking telling people how great Bridgeport is. Nobody who lives or hangs out there cares what the rest of the city thinks. We just want the rent to stay affordable and the bars to stay chill.
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Sox park is surrounded by parking lots and train yards? Not a single bar or restaurant worth visiting? Yes, exactly. Congratulations on how correct you are. Now go away.
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 21
we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that
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WTF IS A GUARDIAN!!!???
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CyLouie@CyLouie__2 Oct 2025
What a career it's been for J-ram 🙌#GuardsBall
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nati@vasilteelOct 20
Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) profile pictureCleveland Guardians
@CleGuardiansOct 11
Coming soon to the South Side. #GuardsBall | #StandGuard
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