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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
ok but can you all teach your kids to say "trick or treat" again before next year because the amount of thousand yard stares we received while handing out candy was kind of freaky
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
I’m crying bro this is literally their World Series 😭😭 acting like they won it all ✌️
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Been hearing that the Brewers are cheating in some way which is undetectable by cameras & officials, helps both with pitching and scoring runs, and is extremely effective both at home and away. I look forward to finding out what it is exactly they’re bc doing it sounds exciting
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Megan thee stallion has so many funny bars. Just heard “ho u a copy of me, u a doodle” and burst out laughing
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
The dodgers getting swept is the most embarrassing elimination in mlb history. You spent over one billion dollars to sign a bunch of all mlb ring chasers with fraudulent insurance premium money, just to lose 4 straight to a small market team with practically all homegrown talent
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
I read it first time. Bring back handwriting
Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says.
The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word.
[H/T: lolita]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The images appear to be AI-upscaled or altered versions of the original note shared by the hotel. The note reads: "Thank you for a restful stay at your beautiful resort. The “Maria” cast had a lovely time here. With love, Angelina Jolie."
greekcitytimes.com/2023/10/25/ang…
buzzfeed.com/ellendurney/an…
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."
